Today, I had a meeting with my super-hot TA. When I got to her office, she complimented me for being early, to which I thoughtfully replied "oh I usually come early." She laughed. FML
I agree, your life sucks (41013) - you totally deserved it (23812)
On 03/16/2009 at 1:40pm - misc - by SmoothTalker (man) - United States (Tennessee)
(0)That was your opening to be a conversation starter. Hope you capitalized on it, although I have my doubts...
#3 - On 03/16/2009 at 7:11pm by cuttybuddy
(0)thats what you get for having the nasty on your mind!
#6 - On 03/16/2009 at 7:14pm by bombthedisco
(0)"Today someone had a sense of humor and I didn't. FML"
#8 - On 03/16/2009 at 7:15pm by vonstrangle
(0)That's pretty good. Hahaha.
I agree, you made her laugh (and you made many FMLers laugh too) so you obviously have what it takes. Good job, buddy!
(0)that's hecka funny but that sucks for you. May i direct you to the link of a music video that describes that perfectly?
#12 - On 03/16/2009 at 7:18pm by musicfanboy33
(0)The joke is: I usually CUM early! If you still don't get it, then get off FML, because toddlers shouldn't be on here.
#104 - On 02/03/2010 at 7:43pm by Rock_squared
(0)wait, so you mean the teacher assistant right? so like, youre the teacher? or youre a student? im confused. at my highschool the seniors get to be TAs...?
#14 - On 03/16/2009 at 7:21pm by LaLaLaurenn
(0)Yeah, how is this a FML? It would be if you were like, "I got Skittles in my mouth. Wanna taste the rainbow?" And she says, "Uhh... no? Please get out of my room and we'll discuss this matter tomorrow."
#16 - On 03/16/2009 at 7:24pm by Eternity
(0)Hopefully she still gives you a good grade. Even if, you know, you do come early. lol
#19 - On 03/16/2009 at 7:38pm by ummmyeahhh
(0)oh my god you're so clever and the only one who thought that... dumbass, it was implied
#105 - On 03/28/2010 at 8:22pm by IMTHEGREATEST
(0)FYL? a hot TA made is either flirting with you or she is a pervert. your lucky. PYL (praise your life)
#24 - On 03/16/2009 at 7:48pm by hockeyplaya
(0)This isn't a FML. You made her laugh. You probably got brownie points with her. Good job out there.
(0)Thats not so bad-self deprivating humour can be really funny-i think she must have been impressed.
(0)Lmao, this isn't an FML...you made her laugh! I'm sure that earned you some points.
#33 - On 03/16/2009 at 8:22pm by greedy_dead_soul
(0)This is easily the funniest thing I've read in a long time. You people have the funniest comments!
Jizzed in my pants!!!! YES!!! Haha
Number 8 really cracks me up!
#34 - On 03/16/2009 at 8:24pm by Stinkyfeet
(0)That means she's thinking about sex when she's around you...FML? I think not...
#35 - On 03/16/2009 at 8:33pm by vegetable_broth
(0)Isn't it a good thing that she was thinking about sex while talking to you since she's hot or whatever?
#36 - On 03/16/2009 at 8:33pm by jbrandona119
(0)lmao. This is funny. Oh well, i'm sure she enjoyed that little tid-bit of info.
#45 - On 03/16/2009 at 9:34pm by shykneejess
(0)There's been alot of really bland FMLs here tonight.
#50 - On 03/16/2009 at 10:18pm by Lou_Briccant
(0)dude her mind was in the gutter, you should have kept it going. This wasn't a FML at all.
#54 - On 03/16/2009 at 10:51pm by git_er_done
(0)this is just like that scene from chuck "charles carmichael always comes early." it's from chuck vs. the suburbs, i believe
(0)most of the time, the second you make her laugh youre on her good side. i wouldnt worry about it if i were you. = )
#57 - On 03/16/2009 at 11:36pm by flyfallfadeaway
(0)Solid opening with the TA. Now all you need to do is close the deal.
#58 - On 03/17/2009 at 12:35am by superzombie
(0)Psh. All that means is that she has a dirty mind and a good sense of humor. That's a good thing...
#59 - On 03/17/2009 at 1:00am by KerlyFries
(0)Thats called an "IceBreaker". Your supposed to WANT these situations with hotties.
#74 - On 03/17/2009 at 6:18pm by jackmode9316
(0)hahahaha you come early!!!!!!
damn you walked right into that....but it's one of those jokes that could never die coz it's so perfect
#78 - On 03/17/2009 at 9:53pm by howmanybeestings
(0)Dude what are you complaining about? Now she knows you're witty, have a sense of humour, and a sense of self-derision. And like #72 said, it means she was thinking dirty in your presence. This is good. Just don't mess it up.
(0)This is ridiculous. If people weren't so perverted things like this wouldn't happen. Why does everyone always have to take the wrong meaning of everything everyone says?
#83 - On 03/22/2009 at 9:56pm by greenfinch
(0)yeah seriously F your life for being a retard and not turning that into a guaranteed fuck.
#86 - On 03/23/2009 at 5:36pm by snowhawk22
(0)if you don't want to be made a joke of you use the word "arrive" my friend. come on. otherwise i would correct yourself. perhaps "it seemed like you got there first though. Unless you were planning on leaving and coming back again." have fun with it.
(0)That's only an FML if you let it be. You made your hot TA laugh; that's a good thing! It was an opportunity to joke around with her and be cute and whatnot.
Oh dude! That was actually a good thing, I wouldn't say that's an FML. You made her laugh! Score!
#90 - On 05/05/2009 at 9:13pm by Renan
(0)Hilarious... But I am absolutely amazed by the people that commented saying "I don't get it" It just shows that so many young kids get on here.... Ridiculous
#92 - On 05/25/2009 at 12:33am by blackberry
(0)Come = ejaculate
"I usually "ejaculate" early"
Its a slang word used instead of "ejaculating"
For you kids that don't know "coming" early is not a good thing in the sexual world. It makes someone think you won't last long in bed.
Don't know what ejaculating means?
www.dictionary.com
Although I do give you kids praise for not being up on the sex words. That's good! Wait till you're ready! Or married! :)
#93 - On 05/25/2009 at 12:42am by blackberry
(0)This definitely is an FML, it's not like he was making a joke, and successfully made her laugh, it was that he accidentally said something, and she was laughing at him. Not in a cute, flirty way. I imagine her actually laughing directly at him.
#99 - On 07/11/2009 at 3:05am by IamSpartacus
(0)Pfft, no biggie. I doubt she was laughing AT you, just an observation. I do stuff like that all the time; just gotta laugh it off.
