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(0)it's ok. funny joke.
(0)prolly the funniest fml I seen
(0)so.... she laughed at you
f*** your life? really?
(0)i did to so dont blame her xD
(0)HAHA
(0)That was your opening to be a conversation starter. Hope you capitalized on it, although I have my doubts...
(0)This guy's a pussy. He should just laugh and go along with it.
(0)Psh, you made her laugh. Not so bad.
(0)hahaha!
(0)thats what you get for having the nasty on your mind!
#6 - On 03/16/2009 at 7:14pm by bombthedisco
(0)I would have laughed, too! Get a sense of humor, silly!
(0)"Today someone had a sense of humor and I didn't. FML"
(0)I agree with 8 :D
#9 - On 03/16/2009 at 7:16pm by pommeblossom
(0)That's pretty good. Hahaha.
I agree, you made her laugh (and you made many FMLers laugh too) so you obviously have what it takes. Good job, buddy!
(0)that's what she said!!!
(0)that's hecka funny but that sucks for you. May i direct you to the link of a music video that describes that perfectly?
(0)I don't get it :(
(0)Lol.
(0)The joke is: I usually CUM early! If you still don't get it, then get off FML, because toddlers shouldn't be on here.
(0)wait, so you mean the teacher assistant right? so like, youre the teacher? or youre a student? im confused. at my highschool the seniors get to be TAs...?
(0)not really a fml, just some self-deprecating flirting. haha, or is that just me? fuck.
#15 - On 03/16/2009 at 7:22pm by mf
(0)Yeah, how is this a FML? It would be if you were like, "I got Skittles in my mouth. Wanna taste the rainbow?" And she says, "Uhh... no? Please get out of my room and we'll discuss this matter tomorrow."
#16 - On 03/16/2009 at 7:24pm by Eternity
(0)#14 you'll understand if you get into a big college that needs TA's
(0)=) Your TA is hot AND funny
(0)Hopefully she still gives you a good grade. Even if, you know, you do come early. lol
(0)Ok, I get it now, I just wasn't sure where the FML part of it came in. haha
(0)THATS WHAT SHE SAID!
#21 - On 03/16/2009 at 7:41pm by armorforchrissy
(0)oh my god you're so clever and the only one who thought that... dumbass, it was implied
(0)She complimented me for being early and
I JIZZ IN MY PANT
#23 - On 03/16/2009 at 7:43pm by Trel
(0)FYL? a hot TA made is either flirting with you or she is a pervert. your lucky. PYL (praise your life)
(0)if you didnt have sex with her right there and then your a faggot
(0)not a FML
(0)lol @ 23. he probably did jizz in his pants.
(0)lol. fuuuuuuuuuuunny.
(0)This isn't a FML. You made her laugh. You probably got brownie points with her. Good job out there.
(0)Not a FML dude, she thinks your funny now!
(0)not an fml.
it was just a joke.
(0)Thats not so bad-self deprivating humour can be really funny-i think she must have been impressed.
(0)Lmao, this isn't an FML...you made her laugh! I'm sure that earned you some points.
(0)This is easily the funniest thing I've read in a long time. You people have the funniest comments!
Jizzed in my pants!!!! YES!!! Haha
Number 8 really cracks me up!
(0)That means she's thinking about sex when she's around you...FML? I think not...
(0)Isn't it a good thing that she was thinking about sex while talking to you since she's hot or whatever?
(0)isn't it good that she laughed?
(0)hahaha. how funny
#38 - On 03/16/2009 at 8:50pm by bevmo
(0)she's a perv
(0)Open foot, insert mouth. Wait, scratch that. Reverse it.
(0)If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything XD
(0)thats wut he said!
(0)Haha, awesome...
(0)good job...as long as it isn't true lawl
(0)lmao. This is funny. Oh well, i'm sure she enjoyed that little tid-bit of info.
(0)haha smooth move
#46 - On 03/16/2009 at 9:36pm by dang
(0)don't get it but ok
(0)Hahaha you are in there, dude
(0)There's been alot of really bland FMLs here tonight.
(0)Hit it and quit it.
Never bad advice.
(0)dude her mind was in the gutter, you should have kept it going. This wasn't a FML at all.
(0)TAs are the best.
They are usually hot and flirt with their subjects. It's a good time.
(0)this is just like that scene from chuck "charles carmichael always comes early." it's from chuck vs. the suburbs, i believe
(0)most of the time, the second you make her laugh youre on her good side. i wouldnt worry about it if i were you. = )
(0)Solid opening with the TA. Now all you need to do is close the deal.
(0)Psh. All that means is that she has a dirty mind and a good sense of humor. That's a good thing...
(0)You got an opening there dude.
Don't let it pass away.
(0)thats not FML! Thats a good thing
(0)ahahaha this made me laugh even though its not a FML
(0)i don't get it :S
(0)#23 won this discussion.
(0)you made her laugh and will be memorable. whats so bad about that?
(0)no extra credit i guess. haha.
(0)LOL good joke XD
(0)she wants your d for sure
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(0)Meh, not very humiliating. Just a chuckle-inducing moment. heh
(0)THats the opposite of an FML.... that means she was already thinking dirty
(0)hahaha 23 great snl short
(0)Thats called an "IceBreaker". Your supposed to WANT these situations with hotties.
(0)Pwned!
(0)shouldnt it be " i usually come late" .. n only this time u came early ;)
(0)I don't get it o-o
#77 - On 03/17/2009 at 8:35pm by Mish
(0)hahahaha you come early!!!!!!
damn you walked right into that....but it's one of those jokes that could never die coz it's so perfect
(0)Hilarious!
(0)Dude what are you complaining about? Now she knows you're witty, have a sense of humour, and a sense of self-derision. And like #72 said, it means she was thinking dirty in your presence. This is good. Just don't mess it up.
(0)i dont get it
(0)ROFL @23
that was f'n funny
(0)This is ridiculous. If people weren't so perverted things like this wouldn't happen. Why does everyone always have to take the wrong meaning of everything everyone says?
(0)hows that bad? good for you she laughed.
(0)That line was on Chuck (a TV show on NBC) just a week or so before this FML was posted. :P
(0)yeah seriously F your life for being a retard and not turning that into a guaranteed fuck.
(0)if you don't want to be made a joke of you use the word "arrive" my friend. come on. otherwise i would correct yourself. perhaps "it seemed like you got there first though. Unless you were planning on leaving and coming back again." have fun with it.
(0)Yeah, #21, that's what SHE said,
SHE being the OP's mom! :D
(0)That's only an FML if you let it be. You made your hot TA laugh; that's a good thing! It was an opportunity to joke around with her and be cute and whatnot.
Oh dude! That was actually a good thing, I wouldn't say that's an FML. You made her laugh! Score!
#90 - On 05/05/2009 at 9:13pm by Renan
(0)YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY
(0)"I wear a ruber at all times it's a necessity!"
(0)Hilarious... But I am absolutely amazed by the people that commented saying "I don't get it" It just shows that so many young kids get on here.... Ridiculous
(0)Come = ejaculate
"I usually "ejaculate" early"
Its a slang word used instead of "ejaculating"
For you kids that don't know "coming" early is not a good thing in the sexual world. It makes someone think you won't last long in bed.
Don't know what ejaculating means?
www.dictionary.com
Although I do give you kids praise for not being up on the sex words. That's good! Wait till you're ready! Or married! :)
(0)after she laughed, shoulda said "heyy, don't quote me on that"
(0)How is this a fml, who moderates this???
(0)haha I agree with #94, would've been perfect
(0)Sounds like the start of a porno
(0)This definitely is an FML, it's not like he was making a joke, and successfully made her laugh, it was that he accidentally said something, and she was laughing at him. Not in a cute, flirty way. I imagine her actually laughing directly at him.
(0)Pfft, no biggie. I doubt she was laughing AT you, just an observation. I do stuff like that all the time; just gotta laugh it off.
Sick mind :P
#102 - On 09/20/2009 at 3:38am by Tiffinny
(0) I woulda been like u wanna find out?? ^__^
(0)phahaha i apologize but thats hilarious :)))
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