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Today, I was cleaning my old neighbor's bathroom, because he asked me to and I didn't want to be rude. Plus, I was getting paid. He told me to "get the floor pearly white." So I scrubbed, and scrubbed, and scrubbed. Turns out the floor tiles are naturally a dull yellowish. I didn't get paid. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45579) - you deserved it (5210)

On 07/15/2009 at 6:23pm - misc - by ughhh123456789 (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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Wow, he's a prick

#1 - On 07/15/2009 at 8:15pm by SeventhFonons

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lesson: don't trust people when they ask you to clean things to a specific color.

#5 - On 07/15/2009 at 8:17pm by peter_man

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