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Today, I went to a party and the cops came to bust the party. I jumped out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrested. I broke my leg in three places and got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30545) - you deserved it (129631)

On 03/16/2009 at 12:02pm - misc - by natty (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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