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Today, I went to dinner with my friend and his family. I went to the men's room at the same time as his father, and as we peed next to each other in adjacent urinals the father looked over at me and said "Don't worry, I've seen smaller." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33571) - you deserved it (2501)

On 02/13/2009 at 3:40pm - misc - by samrodpuertorico (man) - United States (New York)

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Don't you know the urinal rule of skipping one urinal? Your fault.

#3 - On 02/13/2009 at 9:18pm by deeznutzismine

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why has he seen so many penis'?

#13 - On 02/14/2009 at 3:10am by alpuppy

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