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Today, I went to dinner with my friend and his family. I went to the men's room at the same time as his father, and as we peed next to each other in adjacent urinals the father looked over at me and said "Don't worry, I've seen smaller." FML

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You should have looked over and said "Yes, I see that...so sorry"

#1 - On 02/13/2009 at 8:57pm by truth

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why has he seen so many penis'?

#13 - On 02/14/2009 at 3:10am by alpuppy

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