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Today, I rode my bike to work. Once there, I realized I forgot my bike lock. For fear of it being stolen, I quickly rode home and took my car instead. When I got home, I realized my bike was missing. Someone stole it from my backyard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41691) - you deserved it (5564)

On 07/15/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Wow, you must have been really early the first time.

#1 - On 07/15/2009 at 10:09am by burntoast

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Maybe he got intimate with his bike?

#5 - On 07/15/2009 at 10:13am by irishdubr

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