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Today, my sister thought it would be funny to spray my face with my new tanning spray, which is only supposed to be used on arms and legs. I woke up and looked in the mirror to see an orange blotchy face staring back at me. My parents can't look at me without laughing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39971) - you deserved it (6451)

On 07/15/2009 at 12:00am - misc - by blotchy-girl (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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Hey, First time being first Anyway, sounds like sister-bear needs to have her eyebrows shaved...Payback is a b*tch.

#1 - On 07/15/2009 at 8:03am by RckRagman

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Write "PENIS" on her forehead in that semi-permenate tattoo stuff. It doesn't wash out for weeks!

#3 - On 07/15/2009 at 8:30am by rayrayy

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