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Today, my sister thought it would be funny to spray my face with my new tanning spray, which is only supposed to be used on arms and legs. I woke up and looked in the mirror to see an orange blotchy face staring back at me. My parents can't look at me without laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31094) - you deserved it (4683)

On 07/15/2009 at 12:00am - misc - by blotchy-girl (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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Hey, First time being first comment...cool. Anyway, sounds like sister-bear needs to have her eyebrows shaved...Payback is a b*tch.

#1 - On 07/15/2009 at 8:03am by RckRagman

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i bet you look like an Oompa Loompa! now go make me some chocolate, bitch

#10 - On 07/15/2009 at 9:25am by shewasalmost18

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