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Today, I noticed a car following me all the way to my house. It was dark so I got really nervous and called the police. The person got out of the car. It was my mom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10935) - you deserved it (24895)

On 07/14/2009 at 9:16pm - misc - by dani911 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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I don't get why people are saying she deserved it. Maybe calling the cops was a little too much but I guess it's understandable. You can never be too careful these days.

#2 - On 07/15/2009 at 3:52am by aerials

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hahaha. nice.

#3 - On 07/15/2009 at 3:56am by rachelbrianna25

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