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Today, I received a text message from my older brother. It said, "Ah... I want you". I hope to god it was intended for someone else. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19565) - you deserved it (1101)

On 01/30/2009 at 10:50am - misc - by Ren - United States (Illinois)

thatsillegal's life also sucks
Today, I found out that my assistant is now my manager. FML

The L word also deserved it
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML

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"Today, I accidentally sent a text to my sister saying 'Ah... I want you.' FML"

#8 - On 04/17/2009 at 10:51pm by little_musician

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Isn't that a line from a Spice Girls song? Maybe he was trying to bring up some '90s nostalgia.

#2 - On 03/02/2009 at 7:34pm by samisalsa

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