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Today, I received a text message from my older brother. It said, "Ah... I want you". I hope to god it was intended for someone else. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17749) - you deserved it (966)

On 01/30/2009 at 10:50am - misc - by Ren - United States (Illinois)

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