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Today, I jokingly had kinky conversation via text message with a good guy friend. He was pretending to be a stranger and was fishing for compliments and asked to have a foursome. Turns out, my friend lost his phone and I spent 2 hours talking to a pervert about what lingerie I was wearing. FML


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On 03/16/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by textraped (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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So.... what ARE you wearing?

#1 - On 03/16/2009 at 11:05am by Jimboom

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A sexual conversation with a guy friend?? Rather odd if you ask me.

#3 - On 03/16/2009 at 11:14am by slutmuffin

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