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Today, I jokingly had kinky conversation via text message with a good guy friend. He was pretending to be a stranger and was fishing for compliments and asked to have a foursome. Turns out, my friend lost his phone and I spent 2 hours talking to a random pervert about what lingerie I was wearing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42496) - you deserved it (29302)

On 03/16/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by textraped (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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