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Today, I have to choose between one eyebrow or none because I'm a heavy sleeper and my brother is a moron. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57632) - you deserved it (4618)

On 07/11/2009 at 4:02pm - misc - by wow (woman) - United States (New York)

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wait till your brother falls asleep and put superglue on his hand, and make him touch his face.

#4 - On 07/11/2009 at 7:41pm by Fml37

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Wow. You should sneak into his room while he's asleep and pluck his one chest hair.

#13 - On 07/11/2009 at 7:51pm by cactus

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