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Today, I got home and threw my phone onto my bed as usual. This time it bounced out the window. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36101) - you deserved it (20393)

On 07/11/2009 at 9:48am - misc - by jadakorn (man) - United States (New York)

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Well, you know what they say. If you love something, let it go...

#8 - On 07/11/2009 at 2:11pm by scorpiogirl666

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Use your bed as a trampoline , bounce out the window , and get your phone back . Your must have a pretty high/bouncy bed & a low/close window , sounds very unrealistic unless you whip your phone down .

#5 - On 07/11/2009 at 2:08pm by iFRUiTTART

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