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Today, I had one of the worst panic attacks in years. I was worried nobody cared about me and that I had completely messed up my life. I was hyperventilating and crying hysterically. My mom walked by my room, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make those noises, at least shut the door." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (125447) - you deserved it (14970)

On 03/15/2009 at 11:38pm - misc - by Screwed (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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