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... WTF, you gunna squirt a little? You gunna cry? Plug your damn phone in, and call her back, don't be such a little bitch and hit that!
worse for her:
i finally get the nerve to call this guy that i've had a crush on for months. He answers and we start talking. i ask him what he's doing tonight... then he hangs up. FML
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.