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Today, for the first time in months, I got a call from a beautiful girl asking me what I was doing tonight. Then my battery died. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44887) - you deserved it (8023)

On 02/13/2009 at 10:02am - misc - by shinoza (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

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worse for her:

i finally get the nerve to call this guy that i've had a crush on for months. He answers and we start talking. i ask him what he's doing tonight... then he hangs up. FML

#20 - On 03/25/2009 at 6:21pm by Remegy

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Call her back! Plug your phone in!

#4 - On 02/13/2009 at 12:53pm by john

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