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Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to see a movie. He said he was busy that day, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me is making out and kicking my seat. I turn around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40321) - you deserved it (1870)

On 07/09/2009 at 1:49am - misc - by frankfukhergood - Canada

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