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Today, my cousin told me that the stop signs outlined with a white line were optional. Later, a cop pulled me over, when I asked why he said, "You ran that stop sign back there." I explained what my cousin had told me and he looked at me funny and replied, "All stop signs have a white outline." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12025) - you deserved it (100884)

On 07/08/2009 at 9:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

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You deserved getting pulled over for actually believing that BS. Why would they put a traffic sign up if you didn't have to obey it? Sounds a bit stupid to me.

#6 - On 07/09/2009 at 3:23am by Penguin21

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and how did you get a permit? or license or whatever you have?
how old are you?

#5 - On 07/09/2009 at 3:22am by damnstopmessinup

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