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Today, my cousin told me that the stop signs outlined with a white line were optional. Later, a cop pulled me over, when I asked why he said, "You ran that stop sign back there." I explained what my cousin had told me and he looked at me funny and replied, "All stop signs have a white outline." FML

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You deserved getting pulled over for actually believing that BS. Why would they put a traffic sign up if you didn't have to obey it? Sounds a bit stupid to me.

#6 - On 07/09/2009 at 3:23am by Penguin21

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Are you for real? If this is legit you are a total idiot. Since when are any stop signs optional? You're lucky you got pulled over, you could've killed someone driving around like a douchebag like that...

#8 - On 07/09/2009 at 3:23am by _chrissy_

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