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Today, I heard back from my store management interview at Target. I was offered an overnight stock clerk position. When I called HR to find out if my application was in the wrong file I was told I lack the leadership qualities necessary for Target. I graduated with honors from a military school. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (68595) - you deserved it (4352)

On 03/15/2009 at 9:09pm - misc - by yanksbitethebig1 - United States (New Jersey)

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i used to work at target doing that job. you're not missing out.

#1 - On 03/16/2009 at 4:09am by jarofarts

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I don't get why you're complaining. Military school obviously leaves you with an inferior education for working at Target. There's stocking shelves, answering phones, operating a cash register, mopping floors. You may even have to show customers where things are located in the store. I think you may actually have to have your PhD to work there.

#9 - On 03/16/2009 at 6:33am by wowFML123

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