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Today, I heard back from my store management interview at Target. I was offered an overnight stock clerk position. When I called HR to find out if my application was in the wrong file I was told I lack the leadership qualities necessary for Target. I graduated with honors from a military school. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65010) - you deserved it (3991)

On 03/15/2009 at 9:09pm - misc - by yanksbitethebig1 - United States (New Jersey)

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