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Today, I hit a horrible tee shot from the 18th hole. I decided to use my driver to take my frustration out on a nearby bush. The bees who lived in that bush decided to use their stingers to take out their frustration up inside my golf shorts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8704) - you deserved it (46366)

On 07/07/2009 at 2:19pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States

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