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Today, I hit a horrible tee shot from the 18th hole. I decided to use my driver to take my frustration out on a nearby bush. The bees who lived in that bush decided to use their stingers to take out their frustration up inside my golf shorts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11331) - you deserved it (63079)

On 07/07/2009 at 2:19pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States

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I wouldn't wanna be around you when something bad happens. Seriously, don't throw a fit over it.....

#5 - On 07/07/2009 at 5:10pm by NGM_47

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Wow, calm down... Plus, you realise that's a pretty good way to wreck your driver? Fail.

#7 - On 07/07/2009 at 5:12pm by IambecomeRAWR

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