Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML

by DMO / 07/07/2009 at 1:26am / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous

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  • YDI.

    Maybe you and the girl who was singing along to nothing should hook up.

    #8 - On 07/07/2009 at 6:35am by AndelleRae

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  • Haven't you learned amything from other FMLs? Anytime you try to impress someone, it ends badly. 

    #15 - On 07/07/2009 at 7:38am by Glam

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