Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML
I agree, your life sucks (5297) - you totally deserved it (38174)
On 07/07/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by DMO (man) - United States (Utah)
lmfao , thats fucken hilarious man , pree shitty deal
#1 - On 07/07/2009 at 6:05am by devils_prisoner
If you threw up from running then you definitely need the exercise.
#3 - On 07/07/2009 at 6:10am by Tubasaurus
a lot of really good runners throw up from running because they exert themselves too much. I'm not saying that's what happened to the OP, but throwing up from running doesn't mean you're not in shape.
#76 - On 07/07/2009 at 11:47pm by spirited_away33
Haha, very true. I used to be a state level sprinter and I'd usually have a good yak after a run. Its not a fitness indicator, just means exercising too much and not getting enough oxygen makes you start anaerobically respiring and creating so much lactic acid that your body thinks its poisoned = puke :)
#86 - On 07/10/2009 at 5:48am by yougetmecloserto
YDI. How STUPID. There are too many stupid people on this site who do stupid things for people they don't know/have no chance with. GOOD JOB!
#5 - On 07/07/2009 at 6:12am by noshitsherlock
Ummm I just want to ask how old you are b/c you said Stupid way to many times. Can you please grow up get off this website if you're going to complain about how Stupid people are on this site telling stupid stories. Just throwing this out there it's called FML (Fuck My Life) do you expect people to come on here and brag about their new job promotion or something? Then we wouldn't have anything to laugh about but to come on here and call everyone Stupid is retarded. You look stupid for saying that. Now that I've taken a cob of corn and bent you over with it I will not say Stupid anymore b/c it makes me think of your stupid ass! STUPID!
#54 - On 07/07/2009 at 1:17pm by speak_a_da_truth
Yes they are, calm down. God, every time something funny is around for more than a year people start saying it's not what it used to be or it's gotten less funny. Please, it really hasn't.
YDI.
Maybe you and the girl who was singing along to nothing should hook up.
#8 - On 07/07/2009 at 6:35am by AndelleRae
I agree with number #8, which was hilarious. lol.
Poor girl.. lol, hopefully none got on her shoes. =o
well, if someone succeed in impressing that person, they wouldn't post it in FML.
#20 - On 07/07/2009 at 8:25am by ying_blank
You can usually tell if someone is out of practice with running and jogging, as well. She probably noticed your funny gait and jiggly thighs as you passed her. Good job. YDI.
Any time the words "I tried to impress" show up I hit YDI without even bothering to read the rest. And guess what? You usually do deserve it lol
Enough of these stupid "out for a jog, tried to impress someone" stories. I mean, damn. Hey mods, stop making this site boring.
Even if it had gone successfully,what was the point?Did you think the girl run after you and ask for your number?
Stupid,
stupid,
stupid.
ydi.:(
#28 - On 07/07/2009 at 9:14am by unibrowicorn
Today I saw a hot girl and thought if she saw me running really fast she would want me then and there. I threw up, she didn't want me. FML.
No, she probably didn't give a damn one way or the other about you. And you throwing up is just something she is going to tell her friends about and laugh at your expense.
Even if she did notice you want did you expect would happen? That she would think you were so cool that she would give you her number? Or perhaps you thought she would drop to her knees and suck you off then and there?
YDI YDI YDI x infinity!!!
But on another note, good on you for wanting to get back in shape. Keep up the good work.... not the acting like an idiot and puking part tho.
How do you throw up from running? You must have been like SUPER over-exerting yourself...and to impress a girl? YDI, seriously...
let me see where do i begin... um first of all is it that hard to try to catch up to her and just say hi... or does your macho male ego makes you feel better you beat a girl in a race she didnt even know she was apart of... dude your a loser... walk up to her and introduce your self like a human and spark a little small talk conversation like idk... hi how are you doing... i couldn't help but notice you infront of me... my names jim or what ever whats yours... in that moment she will give you a up and down look pretty much checkin you out... if she is cool and nice she'll reply... if she doesnt well dude thats that.... but im sure approaching her correctly you would have a better shot that acting like an ass...
#35 - On 07/07/2009 at 9:42am by ithedarkknight
Well she doesn't know how far u ran. She might have thought that you just ran 20 miles or something and that's why you're throwing up. I think she might have been impressed.
#36 - On 07/07/2009 at 9:59am by shakenbake93
Ahaha your name is tranman!!!
That amuses me (:
In other news: OP, you completely deserve this.
kthnx
#69 - On 07/07/2009 at 5:47pm by theluckygirl28
Yeesh, boyo. Everyone knows that if you're not in shape and you want to get in shape, the worst thing you can do is instantly run a few miles and not expect to die somewhere along the way.
Oh I'm sorry, did I just completely miss the point? Well, you deserve it either way.
#44 - On 07/07/2009 at 11:03am by DealerCamel
For the last time, people, trying to impress/show off/be cool = YDI.
#46 - On 07/07/2009 at 11:36am by deaditegirl
Next time just creepily run behind her and stare at her until you get home.
#47 - On 07/07/2009 at 11:39am by airandfingers
Want to impress someone? Do something, anything, without screwing it all up.
#48 - On 07/07/2009 at 11:39am by fenrisulfr
and yet youre probably still in better shape than most of the U.S.
#49 - On 07/07/2009 at 12:00pm by thisishilarious
ya ur rite fuck ur life but hey dont feel bad i could see myself doin the same thing :)
#53 - On 07/07/2009 at 12:55pm by Jay_Willis
Why do men think things like this will impress women? Any hot chick that is impressed by a guy just running by her has no standards.
News flash, we know when you've sped up merely to impress us, and we're not impressed, you look like a fucking tool factory. It's like you have some bloated sense of pride in being able to run/drive faster than we can and that you'll garner a smile and a date out of your 'effort'. Then you're surprised when any decent woman gives you a scowl of disgust. Either enjoy the view from behind or run faster to catch up with her and talk rather than running past her like it's a race and your balls need an ego boost.
#56 - On 07/07/2009 at 1:34pm by cadenernest
That's happened to me before. When you try to go from 0-60 with an out of shape body, you just vomit.
#57 - On 07/07/2009 at 1:47pm by speedmastaflex
When I ran cross country, I used to exert myself to the point of throwing up. My letter jacket even has "Barfy" embroidered on it.
#58 - On 07/07/2009 at 2:09pm by stringoffail
how did u know she was hot if you were behind her??
#61 - On 07/07/2009 at 2:55pm by mylifeisfedddddd
I've never understood why people think that sprinting past someone is impressive. I've never seen a hot girl and thought, "Ya know, she's pretty good...but she'd be even better if she could run really fast!"
I run cross country, no one really cares if you throw up or if they throw up, it's a sign of hard work. Shame on you for trying to show off.
Dude you are such a bad ass! Only real men can push themselves hard enough to puke. If that girl wasn't impressed then she isn't good enough for you.
#65 - On 07/07/2009 at 4:59pm by Unlincoln
excuse me? our soccer team (note, our girls soccer team, not guys, not even track) was worked so hard every day at least one girl was guaranteed to throw up.
Typical macho dude with a tiny penis... trying to impress a girl through pointless competition. What a shame. Do you really think a girl is going to go, "Wow, that guy can run faster than me, I am so turned on"? You deserve it all the way, douchebag.
I was reading something in the NY Times about the possible benefits of training to exhaustion.
My first muay thai class, I nearly threw up.
#68 - On 07/07/2009 at 5:31pm by drimpossible
That's still hott and i t shows how hard you worked. And its a compliment to the girl you tried to show off for.
Today, that exact same thing happened to me. Except I am a woman. And I was trying to impress a woman. FML.
Did she end up feeling sorry for you? You could've used that to your advantage :P
#74 - On 07/07/2009 at 9:56pm by danineteen
Actually, we have been lesbians together now for the past six months. Things are going great, I have never been happier. Thanks for asking :)
People need to realize, trying extra hard to try and impress someone will lead to no where but baaaad.
Silly people.
YDI, in my opinion.
That is gross. I bet you impressed her big time. YDI for playing cool.
#80 - On 07/08/2009 at 7:39am by jessamyn_it_is
If you are fat then why are u trying to impress hot chicks?
#81 - On 07/08/2009 at 10:30am by SortaBlack
if the words "to impress" are in an fml, its automatically a ydi. stop posting the stupid things that happen when you fail at impressing someone people
I don't understand why so many people seem to think that running fast impresses people. Who the fuck cares that you are running fast? I see people running on the street often, I never once thought, "Damn, that girl is running so fast, I want her bad now." Fucking idiots.
FAKE.
This is a direct excerpt from a College Humor article about your first day of exercise at the beginning of the school year.
