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Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6310) - you deserved it (42516)

On 07/07/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by DMO (man) - United States (Utah)

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