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Today, I come home to find my nephew holding pieces of my new $3,500 Sony Video Camera. He told me he threw it out the window because it was a portal for aliens. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51967) - you deserved it (4174)

On 07/06/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by AidenFromSweden (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

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he probably saved you from aliens.
you should be happy.

#1 - On 07/06/2009 at 5:09pm by Shock98

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Throw HIM out the window.....he might be a portal for more dumbasses like him! FYL.

#19 - On 07/06/2009 at 5:39pm by NGM_47

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