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Today, I found out why my girlfriend of 8 months has never agreed to stay the night before. Now I have a 4-month old mattress that needs replacing, and a 23-year-old bedwetter for a girlfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39455) - you deserved it (5535)

On 07/05/2009 at 6:07am - misc - by wetboy (man) - United Kingdom (London)

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