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Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. I also found out from her husband that she has her nipples and nether regions pierced. FML

I agree, your life sucks (27056) - you totally deserved it (1880)

On 07/05/2009 at 2:30am - misc - by Disgusted (woman) - United States (Florida)

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this site really needs a "what's the big deal?" button.

#1 - On 07/05/2009 at 10:08am by diet_otaku

I think she was more grossed out at the extreme amount of information she was given. The husband didn't need to tell her any of those things and as it was her first time meeting her mum, it made an impression.

#2 - On 07/05/2009 at 10:10am by sarawr

I SO second that. This is like My Life's Awesome, not a FML...

#4 - On 07/05/2009 at 10:18am by TC1

Agreed.

#18 - On 07/05/2009 at 11:34am by nonotme

Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

#40 - On 07/05/2009 at 1:22pm by scarlett29

so awesome

#42 - On 07/05/2009 at 1:27pm by nads

so the fuck what.. I agree.. not a fml or a ydi just a stfw

#46 - On 07/05/2009 at 2:18pm by Canuck

You want me to call the wambulance? Sheesh.

#70 - On 07/06/2009 at 12:55am by cuzitwasgood

you're right, she has the right to be disgusted. but, luckly for her, it was only something like this. when she walks in on her parents having sex, then we can talk on equal footing.

#79 - On 07/07/2009 at 8:12pm by awesome_is_me

I agree or a "stop complaining" or "stfu" button. What's the big deal with this? It's not like her mom showed her the piercings after her husband mentioned them.

#81 - On 07/08/2009 at 3:00am by sickinlove13

Intense.

#3 - On 07/05/2009 at 10:14am by purupuru

Wow too much info for a FIRST encountering with ur MOM.

#5 - On 07/05/2009 at 10:22am by Tika876

MILF ;D

#6 - On 07/05/2009 at 10:23am by 00754chan

you must be really proud of her..

#7 - On 07/05/2009 at 10:27am by jessamyn_it_is

OMG NOT PIERCINGS NOOOOO! ...Seriously. So what?

#8 - On 07/05/2009 at 10:29am by zabeth

...How would you feel if you were just meeting your mother and her husband comes up to you and says "HEY Guess what?? your mom has her nipples and pussy pierced!!"

#63 - On 07/05/2009 at 7:49pm by nazooer

: S Yumm

#9 - On 07/05/2009 at 10:34am by Pixxee

And how did this come up in your chat , sounds like a sicko to me .

#10 - On 07/05/2009 at 10:39am by teebonehead

This is not an FML.

#11 - On 07/05/2009 at 10:43am by Eiger

This is an FML alright!

Way to go first impression!

#12 - On 07/05/2009 at 10:48am by abdur

And....? If your name was maybe "Embarrassed" instead of "Disgusted" I might give a shit but you kinda just sound like you're being a snob.

#13 - On 07/05/2009 at 10:58am by LuckyCharms

Exactly what I was thinking. The name erased what sympathy, if any in the first place, that I had for her.

#27 - On 07/05/2009 at 12:03pm by whatshorts

If you met your mom for the first time, and had to picture her nipples, you wouldn't be disgusted? Idiots.

#35 - On 07/05/2009 at 1:05pm by khatuba

no, not really. i got over being grossed out by my parents' bodies in middle school. they're just nipples, everyone has them.

#39 - On 07/05/2009 at 1:19pm by diet_otaku

No #35 not if you're older than 12

#44 - On 07/05/2009 at 1:38pm by LuckyCharms

...that's pretty cool actually.

#14 - On 07/05/2009 at 11:06am by livelovelaugh23

You used nether regions in a sentence hahhahaha what is this 20,000 leagues under the sea? FYL

#15 - On 07/05/2009 at 11:09am by hunny_kat

Wow... that's the most... I mean... wow. What a comment. Phew.

#29 - On 07/05/2009 at 12:19pm by Alan (FML Staff)

yes... yes it is

#16 - On 07/05/2009 at 11:27am by kc2

WOW, dude, calm down. Maybe she's an ignorant snob but that doesn't mean she deserves cancer.
People like you make me sick.

#28 - On 07/05/2009 at 12:15pm by Mandy

It doesn't matter, everyone on this site knows that proud liberal is a world class jackass.

#37 - On 07/05/2009 at 1:12pm by fxdxhk90

Not a big deal at all.

#19 - On 07/05/2009 at 11:39am by Kozzy333

sooooooo...?

#20 - On 07/05/2009 at 11:43am by 1234five

OMG SHE NOT TRADITIONAL DEATH SENTENCE.
Chill dude.

#21 - On 07/05/2009 at 11:43am by Bryan_Z

...Your point?

#22 - On 07/05/2009 at 11:47am by xOpheliacx

"Nether regions" XD

So she has a few piercings. I don't see the problem.

#23 - On 07/05/2009 at 11:48am by Avenging_Angel

I don't get it, why did he tell YOU that? That's not a thing you want to know about your own mother unless you're one of those freaks on Jerry Springer show.

#24 - On 07/05/2009 at 11:48am by skalman_sthlm

i agree the piercings aren't a big deal, but honestly how did that come up in conversation? the OP walks into the house, probably nervous and expectant about meeting her mother, and what do they talk about? the past? their hopes for their new relationship? no...they decide to discuss the mother's "nether regions" hahaha wtf

#25 - On 07/05/2009 at 11:59am by wingedvictorian

FYL!

oh wait who cares

#26 - On 07/05/2009 at 12:00pm by ilikequarters

At least the place where you came from has a door knocker and is all decorated.

#30 - On 07/05/2009 at 12:19pm by mercyFML

soo your mom sounds fun

#31 - On 07/05/2009 at 12:22pm by cattoe7

Sounds cool. Fuck her life for having such a sheltered kid.

#32 - On 07/05/2009 at 12:26pm by Rota

That stuff is SOOOOOOO stuid and tacky! They should have never started doing things like that!

#33 - On 07/05/2009 at 12:27pm by AmyBeth

Someone who finally has some sense. Thanks, AmyBeth.

#36 - On 07/05/2009 at 1:07pm by khatuba

for a lot of women those piercings increase pleasurable sensations. that's hardly stupid or tacky, nor does it mean those women have no sense.

#41 - On 07/05/2009 at 1:22pm by diet_otaku

If it's not on your body, why's it bothering you? Especially nipple and genital piercings, which you can't even tell that people have when they're fully clothed. It's a bit late to be saying 'they should have never started doing things like that' - body piercings aren't some modern fad; they've been around in various cultures for centuries.

#58 - On 07/05/2009 at 4:29pm by LuxLisbon

I don't think it's the piercings that bothered her but rather the idea
that it's TMI for your first meeting with your mother.

#34 - On 07/05/2009 at 12:39pm by AshleyRose784

Let a person do what they wanna do.

#38 - On 07/05/2009 at 1:13pm by randomxtremely

Be thankful... at least she gave you up for adoption. She could have decided to keep you and raise you herself.

#43 - On 07/05/2009 at 1:34pm by thugbert

If those are the sort of crazy liberal shenanigans that set you off your rocker, then shouldn't you be glad that she didn't raise you? And if this is about TMI, then this is even lamer than I originally thought. How long can a TMI really bother you? Someone says something mildly inappropriate and then you move on! Where is the "who cares/not an fml" button?

#45 - On 07/05/2009 at 1:43pm by pleasetryagain

YDI

#47 - On 07/05/2009 at 2:22pm by thatonekid2010

...and your point is????

#48 - On 07/05/2009 at 2:34pm by FarSide

Dude why? just why?

#49 - On 07/05/2009 at 2:46pm by Kman09

I dont get it?

#50 - On 07/05/2009 at 3:08pm by didi666

Your mom's cool.

#51 - On 07/05/2009 at 3:20pm by jmeg

Um....so? I have never seriously thought the site needed a 'so what?' button before seeing this FML.

#52 - On 07/05/2009 at 3:20pm by Books4Me

Why do u care, which parts of HER body she had pierced? Shes your mother not your wife to be! If I were u my 1st question should be why in a hell did she gave me up, not speaking with her current partner about piercerd body parts....

#53 - On 07/05/2009 at 3:37pm by lesb_lv

Didn't you ask how many piercings she got?

#54 - On 07/05/2009 at 3:54pm by Andreas2402

....and? What are you, 10? "Ewwww, my mommy has a piercing down there!!"

#55 - On 07/05/2009 at 4:00pm by kaly

I hope she doesnt work a night job...Yeah, my mom works at the local penthouse.

#56 - On 07/05/2009 at 4:02pm by hotjavalava

How is it snobish if somebody is grossed out by the fact that their biological mom they finally met has piercings on her boobs and coochie? Thats TMI but it'd be worse if u walked in on them or this was the parent that raised you instead.

#57 - On 07/05/2009 at 4:06pm by eli_guerra

This is why adopted kids shouldn't go out searching for their biological parents. They just find weirdos who luckily had enough sense not to raise them.

#59 - On 07/05/2009 at 4:39pm by mattmag

sounds like u have a great mom

#60 - On 07/05/2009 at 4:59pm by ominousky

thats just fucking weird

#61 - On 07/05/2009 at 6:11pm by aaaaa12345

Well I've looked after a few adopted and foster kids and none of them have turned out like their birth parents.

#64 - On 07/05/2009 at 8:12pm by zedsonata

Hey, at least she was thoughtful enough to put you up for adoption instead of getting an abortion.

#65 - On 07/05/2009 at 10:05pm by 56578

You know what? FUCK YOU. I am seventeen years old. I am also adopted. I can't meet my mom until my birthday next year, and I have been waiting my entire life to meet her. Don't get me wrong - I love my adopted parents, but I've always wondered what my birth mom was like, and she's the only one I have, because my birth father is dead. You should be fucking grateful that A) your mom is still alive and B) she took the time to see you. Who gives a shit if she has some piercings, even if they are a little unconventional? You absolutely disgust me.

#66 - On 07/05/2009 at 10:08pm by belestrange

So what? I was adopted, but I know all about my bio mom cause the couple that adopted me are HER parents. Yeah, my grandparents. And my mom is my sister.

Anyway, she's a whore, used to be a stripper, is a drug addict, slept with my other sister's husband, and when I was 17 she visited and decided to sqeeze her fat ass into my shorts. She has also been married three times. All her husbands were the same. Drugs addicts who liked to beat women and little children.

How about being grateful your mother just has some peircings and actually agreed to meet you? I know a lot of TMI about my bio mom, its not a big deal.

#67 - On 07/05/2009 at 11:30pm by cms70

It seems to me that the screen name "Disgusted" points to a snobbish bitch. But if I'm wrong and it's as others have said, too much information, then I change it to immature bitch. Seriously I'm so tired of immature tweens/tween minded adults/tween minded teens. Jesus.

#68 - On 07/05/2009 at 11:44pm by xhalighx

hum. people really do not like you, OP

#69 - On 07/06/2009 at 12:08am by notsodelighted

what the fuck is wrong with that? piercings are a personal choice, maybe you don't understand why she got them but that doesn't make her any less of a good person or give you any less reason to be proud in future that she is your mother. i mean, she may not be what you were expecting, but give her a chance before you write her off for sticking herself with pieces of metal. and has it ever occurred to you that maybe she did that when she was young and has just never bothered to remove them?

#71 - On 07/06/2009 at 1:07am by skb

Don't worry. She is not going to breast feed you.

#72 - On 07/06/2009 at 1:13am by yati

uh ok. this Is a really bad fml

#73 - On 07/06/2009 at 1:36am by EcGyMz

You're a full grown woman meeting your mother for the first time. Can you really say you are surprised that her nipples and pussy are pierced? You're one of those people of whom certain mother jokes actually apply to.

#74 - On 07/06/2009 at 2:59am by RespondomaticMan

THAT IS SO AWESOME

#75 - On 07/06/2009 at 4:01am by jesser

That's hot!

#76 - On 07/06/2009 at 2:00pm by helios_rex

Once again, FML needs a "who cares?" button. Honestly. Just be happy you met your mom. Why does it matter what she pierces? It's her body. Get over it.

#77 - On 07/06/2009 at 4:09pm by Hummingbird114

Get over your self, my sister is still looking for hers and I am still looking for my brothers

#78 - On 07/07/2009 at 5:05pm by Starsmydog

At least she's not a whore.

#80 - On 07/08/2009 at 1:54am by Hissora

Everyone who said "fml" is an idiot. WHO THE FUCK CARES???????!!!!!!!!

Are you like judging your mom? If so you are a MAJOR BITCH OP. Mind your own business. Or, are you actually immature enough to be grossed out at someone even mentioning your mom's vagina....Are you in kindergarten? Grow the fuck up.

I swear if I ever have to read another dumbfuck whining about having to buy their dad condoms or hear about their parent's sex lives or something it'll be too soon.

#82 - On 07/09/2009 at 4:20pm by dramakat11

i dont think the poster said fml cause of the fact that her biological mother has her nipples and vag pierced. this is an fml because its awkward that the husband told her this. its like Hi! Nice to meet you. Oh yeah, your mom has her vagina pierced.

#83 - On 07/24/2009 at 1:01am by penisface69

are you people serious? you people are saying that you would not be grossed out if your dad told you that your mom suddenly got her nipples and vagina pierced? you would seriously not be grossed out by that??

#84 - On 07/28/2009 at 5:17pm by tangerine_12

omfg your sick. i cant believe you actually want ur moms vagina and nipples pierced. psycho

#85 - On 08/15/2009 at 9:20pm by xbox_playa

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