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Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. I also found out from her husband that she has her nipples and nether regions pierced. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37308) - you deserved it (3257)

On 07/05/2009 at 2:30am - misc - by Disgusted (woman) - United States (Florida)

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this site really needs a "what's the big deal?" button.

#1 - On 07/05/2009 at 10:08am by diet_otaku

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OMG NOT PIERCINGS NOOOOO! ...Seriously. So what?

#8 - On 07/05/2009 at 10:29am by zabeth

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