Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. I also found out from her husband that she has her nipples and nether regions pierced. FML
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On 07/05/2009 at 2:30am - misc - by Disgusted (woman) - United States (Florida)
I think she was more grossed out at the extreme amount of information she was given. The husband didn't need to tell her any of those things and as it was her first time meeting her mum, it made an impression.
you're right, she has the right to be disgusted. but, luckly for her, it was only something like this. when she walks in on her parents having sex, then we can talk on equal footing.
#79 - On 07/07/2009 at 8:12pm by awesome_is_me
I agree or a "stop complaining" or "stfu" button. What's the big deal with this? It's not like her mom showed her the piercings after her husband mentioned them.
#81 - On 07/08/2009 at 3:00am by sickinlove13
...How would you feel if you were just meeting your mother and her husband comes up to you and says "HEY Guess what?? your mom has her nipples and pussy pierced!!"
#63 - On 07/05/2009 at 7:49pm by nazooer
And how did this come up in your chat , sounds like a sicko to me .
#10 - On 07/05/2009 at 10:39am by teebonehead
And....? If your name was maybe "Embarrassed" instead of "Disgusted" I might give a shit but you kinda just sound like you're being a snob.
#13 - On 07/05/2009 at 10:58am by LuckyCharms
Exactly what I was thinking. The name erased what sympathy, if any in the first place, that I had for her.
#27 - On 07/05/2009 at 12:03pm by whatshorts
If you met your mom for the first time, and had to picture her nipples, you wouldn't be disgusted? Idiots.
no, not really. i got over being grossed out by my parents' bodies in middle school. they're just nipples, everyone has them.
#39 - On 07/05/2009 at 1:19pm by diet_otaku
WOW, dude, calm down. Maybe she's an ignorant snob but that doesn't mean she deserves cancer.
People like you make me sick.
"Nether regions" XD
So she has a few piercings. I don't see the problem.
#23 - On 07/05/2009 at 11:48am by Avenging_Angel
I don't get it, why did he tell YOU that? That's not a thing you want to know about your own mother unless you're one of those freaks on Jerry Springer show.
#24 - On 07/05/2009 at 11:48am by skalman_sthlm
i agree the piercings aren't a big deal, but honestly how did that come up in conversation? the OP walks into the house, probably nervous and expectant about meeting her mother, and what do they talk about? the past? their hopes for their new relationship? no...they decide to discuss the mother's "nether regions" hahaha wtf
#25 - On 07/05/2009 at 11:59am by wingedvictorian
for a lot of women those piercings increase pleasurable sensations. that's hardly stupid or tacky, nor does it mean those women have no sense.
#41 - On 07/05/2009 at 1:22pm by diet_otaku
If it's not on your body, why's it bothering you? Especially nipple and genital piercings, which you can't even tell that people have when they're fully clothed. It's a bit late to be saying 'they should have never started doing things like that' - body piercings aren't some modern fad; they've been around in various cultures for centuries.
I don't think it's the piercings that bothered her but rather the idea
that it's TMI for your first meeting with your mother.
#34 - On 07/05/2009 at 12:39pm by AshleyRose784
Be thankful... at least she gave you up for adoption. She could have decided to keep you and raise you herself.
If those are the sort of crazy liberal shenanigans that set you off your rocker, then shouldn't you be glad that she didn't raise you? And if this is about TMI, then this is even lamer than I originally thought. How long can a TMI really bother you? Someone says something mildly inappropriate and then you move on! Where is the "who cares/not an fml" button?
#45 - On 07/05/2009 at 1:43pm by pleasetryagain
Um....so? I have never seriously thought the site needed a 'so what?' button before seeing this FML.
Why do u care, which parts of HER body she had pierced? Shes your mother not your wife to be! If I were u my 1st question should be why in a hell did she gave me up, not speaking with her current partner about piercerd body parts....
I hope she doesnt work a night job...Yeah, my mom works at the local penthouse.
#56 - On 07/05/2009 at 4:02pm by hotjavalava
How is it snobish if somebody is grossed out by the fact that their biological mom they finally met has piercings on her boobs and coochie? Thats TMI but it'd be worse if u walked in on them or this was the parent that raised you instead.
#57 - On 07/05/2009 at 4:06pm by eli_guerra
This is why adopted kids shouldn't go out searching for their biological parents. They just find weirdos who luckily had enough sense not to raise them.
Well I've looked after a few adopted and foster kids and none of them have turned out like their birth parents.
You know what? FUCK YOU. I am seventeen years old. I am also adopted. I can't meet my mom until my birthday next year, and I have been waiting my entire life to meet her. Don't get me wrong - I love my adopted parents, but I've always wondered what my birth mom was like, and she's the only one I have, because my birth father is dead. You should be fucking grateful that A) your mom is still alive and B) she took the time to see you. Who gives a shit if she has some piercings, even if they are a little unconventional? You absolutely disgust me.
#66 - On 07/05/2009 at 10:08pm by belestrange
So what? I was adopted, but I know all about my bio mom cause the couple that adopted me are HER parents. Yeah, my grandparents. And my mom is my sister.
Anyway, she's a whore, used to be a stripper, is a drug addict, slept with my other sister's husband, and when I was 17 she visited and decided to sqeeze her fat ass into my shorts. She has also been married three times. All her husbands were the same. Drugs addicts who liked to beat women and little children.
How about being grateful your mother just has some peircings and actually agreed to meet you? I know a lot of TMI about my bio mom, its not a big deal.
It seems to me that the screen name "Disgusted" points to a snobbish bitch. But if I'm wrong and it's as others have said, too much information, then I change it to immature bitch. Seriously I'm so tired of immature tweens/tween minded adults/tween minded teens. Jesus.
what the fuck is wrong with that? piercings are a personal choice, maybe you don't understand why she got them but that doesn't make her any less of a good person or give you any less reason to be proud in future that she is your mother. i mean, she may not be what you were expecting, but give her a chance before you write her off for sticking herself with pieces of metal. and has it ever occurred to you that maybe she did that when she was young and has just never bothered to remove them?
You're a full grown woman meeting your mother for the first time. Can you really say you are surprised that her nipples and pussy are pierced? You're one of those people of whom certain mother jokes actually apply to.
#74 - On 07/06/2009 at 2:59am by RespondomaticMan
Once again, FML needs a "who cares?" button. Honestly. Just be happy you met your mom. Why does it matter what she pierces? It's her body. Get over it.
#77 - On 07/06/2009 at 4:09pm by Hummingbird114
Get over your self, my sister is still looking for hers and I am still looking for my brothers
#78 - On 07/07/2009 at 5:05pm by Starsmydog
Everyone who said "fml" is an idiot. WHO THE FUCK CARES???????!!!!!!!!
Are you like judging your mom? If so you are a MAJOR BITCH OP. Mind your own business. Or, are you actually immature enough to be grossed out at someone even mentioning your mom's vagina....Are you in kindergarten? Grow the fuck up.
I swear if I ever have to read another dumbfuck whining about having to buy their dad condoms or hear about their parent's sex lives or something it'll be too soon.
#82 - On 07/09/2009 at 4:20pm by dramakat11
i dont think the poster said fml cause of the fact that her biological mother has her nipples and vag pierced. this is an fml because its awkward that the husband told her this. its like Hi! Nice to meet you. Oh yeah, your mom has her vagina pierced.
#83 - On 07/24/2009 at 1:01am by penisface69
are you people serious? you people are saying that you would not be grossed out if your dad told you that your mom suddenly got her nipples and vagina pierced? you would seriously not be grossed out by that??
#84 - On 07/28/2009 at 5:17pm by tangerine_12
omfg your sick. i cant believe you actually want ur moms vagina and nipples pierced. psycho
#85 - On 08/15/2009 at 9:20pm by xbox_playa
