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Today, I was holding a yard sale. A man came up to me and asked if he could buy a pair of red and white sneakers that I'd found in my attic and had never worn. Five bucks later, he was walking away with what I now realize was the pair of shoes signed by Michael Jordan given to me by my uncle. FML

I agree, your life sucks (7324) - you totally deserved it (42781)

On 07/03/2009 at 2:30pm - misc - by capcha (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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YDI What an idiot. This might be an FML if your spouse/kid had held the yard sale.

#1 - On 07/03/2009 at 5:01pm by Ice_Cream_Arms

lmfao.
you are an idiot !
YDI .
you should've looked at it beforee selling .

#31 - On 07/03/2009 at 6:22pm by ElliexMarie

It could have been worse, they could have been signed by Michael Jackson!
Then that would suck.

#33 - On 07/03/2009 at 6:29pm by kewlcat

I totally thought that's what it said at first lol

#41 - On 07/03/2009 at 6:58pm by turtlellama

i would like to point out that the ad on the side of my page is for Jordan Shoes

#48 - On 07/03/2009 at 7:39pm by 777888777

That couldv'e been worth thousands...

#51 - On 07/03/2009 at 8:11pm by MrGlad

i agree lol

#74 - On 07/03/2009 at 11:33pm by XXnidocivXX

Let's comment on the first post to get our comments on the top of the list, because we're attention whores!

You're all idiots. To the OP: FYL.

#86 - On 07/04/2009 at 10:12am by Kyothine

the ad on the side of my page is for jordans as well.

#96 - On 07/06/2009 at 1:22pm by coldhands

Wow. I think you've learned a lesson.

#2 - On 07/03/2009 at 5:01pm by fml_276

And THAT is no one's fault but your own.
You didn't even look at them before selling them?

#3 - On 07/03/2009 at 5:03pm by Siren_00

Inspect your shit next time. YDI

#4 - On 07/03/2009 at 5:04pm by srpkinja31

Why would you sell sneakers for five dollars anyway. More like fyl for letting him sign beat-up/ extra athletic shoes.

#5 - On 07/03/2009 at 5:06pm by ohhdamn

I bet he's going to make a killing off of that... especially since they were mint condition, too. That sucks... pay closer attention next time :).

#6 - On 07/03/2009 at 5:08pm by ArtsySwag

Depends...without a certificate of authenticity from somewhere reputable they might not be worth the five bucks. But there are suckers everywhere....

#18 - On 07/03/2009 at 5:19pm by weinerdog

A certificate of authenticity? Really? Those are pretty much worthless. After all, who's to say the certificate is authentic?

No, all that's really necessary is that someone can recognize the signature, which is much easier.

#50 - On 07/03/2009 at 7:53pm by zargon

The only way to ensure you have an authentic Michael Jordan autograph is if it has a holographic Upper Deck sticker (I think its an UD sticker) with it. It hasn't always been this way so some without it may still be real. He has a contract with Upper Deck and thats why the sticker has to be there and also why he can't/won't sign autographs for people because it has to have that sticker and I don't think he carries them around with him.

#84 - On 07/04/2009 at 4:51am by HiJynX23

So you didn't notice the signature? You just give random people random things at any cost? What are you willing to sell next time?

#7 - On 07/03/2009 at 5:09pm by sh_shotgunn

U HAVE GOT TO BE THE BIGGEST IDIOT EVER

#8 - On 07/03/2009 at 5:10pm by CJ090

This whole FML reminds me of 'Like Mike'.

#9 - On 07/03/2009 at 5:10pm by redbluegreen

agreed.

#46 - On 07/03/2009 at 7:14pm by kwbuzz23wk

That's probably because that movie was based on Michael Jordan's childhood and how he found some shoes for really cheap and became a good basketball player. Or something like that. The OP is sad that he won't be able to become good at the basketballs.

#75 - On 07/04/2009 at 12:06am by humorizer

there goes a few thousand.

#10 - On 07/03/2009 at 5:11pm by black_sky

YDI dumbass

#11 - On 07/03/2009 at 5:11pm by evilchickenb

wow... how do you forget something like that, let alone put them in the attic?

#12 - On 07/03/2009 at 5:11pm by lovex3

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment.

EXCUSE ME NEXT TO GEORGE BUSH OF COURSE

#13 - On 07/03/2009 at 5:12pm by CJ090

IDIOT how did you not realize his signature?! YDI

#14 - On 07/03/2009 at 5:14pm by fudgerz

what an IDIOT! lol

#15 - On 07/03/2009 at 5:15pm by who_rollerpig

Good job genius. Wait till he calls you up and tells you how much money he made off those shoes on Ebay.

#16 - On 07/03/2009 at 5:17pm by krispykreem

You stupid bastard!!

#17 - On 07/03/2009 at 5:17pm by deweyd8855

did you expect anything other than a big, fat YDI?

#19 - On 07/03/2009 at 5:22pm by AshleyRose784

Maybe you can buy them back on Ebay for 300 bucks.

#20 - On 07/03/2009 at 5:25pm by aback

lol, that sucks! i'm sure he knew he was scamming you, too. look for them on ebay, maybe you can buy them back at an inflated price.

although, they must not have meant much to you if you were keeping them in the attic and didn't even recognize them as your autographed shoes :/

#21 - On 07/03/2009 at 5:25pm by bellaellaella

probably a fake autograph anyways.

#22 - On 07/03/2009 at 5:28pm by paigeorose92

Holy crap! Why is everyone so $%@!#& critical on this site? She made a mistake! Geez, what do you want from her? Do you really expect her to remember they were autographed after collecting dust in the attic the whole time?

#23 - On 07/03/2009 at 5:29pm by nicelyjohnson

Holy crap! Why is everyone so $%@!#& critical on this site? She made a mistake! Geez, what do you want from her? Do you really expect her to remember they were autographed after collecting dust in the attic the whole time?

uh yah did it wrong

Holy crap! Why is everyone so $%@!#& critical on this site? HE made a mistake! Geez, what do you want from HIM? Do you really expect HIM to remember they were autographed after collecting dust in the attic the whole time?

On 07/03/2009 at 2:30pm - misc - by capcha (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)


I wish people could read..

#25 - On 07/03/2009 at 5:34pm by RJB

He shouldn't have let the shoes collect dust in the attic in the first place. If he didn't want them he should've sold them. At a reasonable price.

#32 - On 07/03/2009 at 6:26pm by arienh4

um its a dude... YDI

#97 - On 07/06/2009 at 8:11pm by silver_wolf

Let me know when your next yard sale is. If you're selling $5,000 shoes for $5 I definitely want to come bargain hunting.

#24 - On 07/03/2009 at 5:32pm by EMR

Well, even though it sucks, if they ARE in fact real, you have no way of proving it unless you have actual photos of him signing them, or a certificate of authenticity... so it's mainly the personal value. Most likely, you or even the guy you sold them to couldn't get much money for them.

My fiance has a few signed cards from Theo Flurry (I think... don't really pay attention all the time) because Theo used to date the sister of one of his friends, and he played hockey with them one day. He knows they're not worth anything, except to him. There was someone else that is the son of a guy who owns a card store in Red Deer Alberta that took him and a friend out to lunch when he went to visit his dad, because they spent all their money there as kids and were there when he came to visit. I can't remember who it was, but he signed some stuff. And then there was another hockey player from New Jersey that has a beach house, and a friend of ours went and got his brother's banner signed... just went out to his place and knocked on the door. I'm sorry... I can't remember names... the preggo brain is killing me...

Anyway, it's all about sentimental value is my point....

#26 - On 07/03/2009 at 5:37pm by ZuraLasgeon

It was Scott Niedermayer with the beach house.... it came to me during super.

#49 - On 07/03/2009 at 7:41pm by ZuraLasgeon

This is a stupid comment and very useless, it would have even more value if it was personal, plus it's not hard to take it to a deal to get authenticated.

#68 - On 07/03/2009 at 10:48pm by CDAWG4

Well you should of paid more attention. You wanted to make the quick buck, but you would of made more money selling the shoes probably.

#27 - On 07/03/2009 at 5:40pm by 24788

Hey man sorry about those I think I remember signing them. If you want me to sign another pair just call me: 303-325-1622

#28 - On 07/03/2009 at 5:43pm by coopert28

fail

#60 - On 07/03/2009 at 9:18pm by meddude

Why are people so fucking rude? You guys are the dumbasses/idiots trying to act all hardcore over the god damn Internet. Oh, FYL. That really sucks. :(

#29 - On 07/03/2009 at 5:44pm by ambersaysrawr

agreed!!!

#35 - On 07/03/2009 at 6:39pm by Snazaza

You sir, are an idiot.

#30 - On 07/03/2009 at 5:56pm by selenes

No comment, read my username and you'll understand.

#34 - On 07/03/2009 at 6:38pm by YDIForSure

The first time i read it i thought it was Michael Jackson. but YDI would you check it?

#36 - On 07/03/2009 at 6:39pm by RosarioRivera

think about it thisway: he thought at first they were normal sneakers and didnt realise till later, just liek how at first you thought it had said michael jackson at first.
fyl that sucks you coulda got like a macbook air and a itouch and crap like that...

#45 - On 07/03/2009 at 7:11pm by NewLight8421

@45, terrible analogy, not similar at all. moron.

#70 - On 07/03/2009 at 10:49pm by organisedchaos

you are an idiot

#37 - On 07/03/2009 at 6:40pm by YDIprobably

wow. you're not a dumbass at all.

#38 - On 07/03/2009 at 6:49pm by MissxKim

WHAT THE HELL!
I would have stalked that guy for the rest of my life to get them back.

#39 - On 07/03/2009 at 6:54pm by rockonCB4

Awe, my user name isn't what I typed in,
But if it was it would read, FAILUREwithaCAPITAL F, exaclly your life.

#40 - On 07/03/2009 at 6:55pm by Failurewithacapi

are you serious!!! you're retarded...

#42 - On 07/03/2009 at 6:58pm by Topguy

I hate you.

#43 - On 07/03/2009 at 7:05pm by acranine11

bull shit.

1) if you owned those you would not keep them in the attic.

2) you would have recognized them when he came up and asked to buy them.

3) even if you did not know what they were, you would not have all of a sudden figured it out after he left.

4) nobody is that stupid.

#44 - On 07/03/2009 at 7:09pm by kwbuzz23wk

wow YDI says it all

#47 - On 07/03/2009 at 7:27pm by PimpDaddyT

omggggg. that suckss!!!
but wouldn't you notice if the shoes were scribbled on before you sold them?

#52 - On 07/03/2009 at 8:15pm by lilyy_luver

Fail much? Do you know how much those are worth?

#53 - On 07/03/2009 at 8:18pm by YDIForSure

You should be killed slowly.... Unforgiveable stupidity. Just think about how much money you could make off of those. Not going to lie I hate you and I don't even know you

#54 - On 07/03/2009 at 8:19pm by attebury1

you sir, fail at life.

#55 - On 07/03/2009 at 8:43pm by Gaby_peaceandluv

dumbass

#56 - On 07/03/2009 at 9:04pm by luvmuffin12

for some reason I don't believe this one

#57 - On 07/03/2009 at 9:12pm by z411811

Wow, your an idiot -____-
Maybe seeing some scribble on the shoe should've lit something off in your brain, or at least see what it was...
Plus Jordan shoes can be easily identified...or at least with everyone i know
YDI

#58 - On 07/03/2009 at 9:15pm by xiloveyoux3

bullshit. the OP would've seen the signature.

#59 - On 07/03/2009 at 9:16pm by meddude

You didn't notice until he was walking away? Are you blind?

#61 - On 07/03/2009 at 9:30pm by djbon2112

that sucks, good luck with ur uncle

#62 - On 07/03/2009 at 9:35pm by h0mieg2

you suck. what's your problem?

#63 - On 07/03/2009 at 9:46pm by Turley79

Ugh. I can so relate:

When I was about 5 years old my best friend gave me a toy. So i decided to give him something as well. I found a cute little ducky that squeaks and gave it to him. He was very pleased with it and I was very proud of myself. As he walked away with it my mom had a glum face which she later explained to me that the toy- duck was her childhood toy that she had since birth. Full of guilt; I contacted my friend so he could return it for something in exchange. He lost it.

I know i deserved that though, but it still haunts me even though my mom is fine with it. I still feel very guilty :P

#64 - On 07/03/2009 at 10:02pm by curious_cat

I wouldve sid nope don't have em then wait until he's dead then sell it but too late. sucks 4 u. 
nice uncle to give u those

#65 - On 07/03/2009 at 10:25pm by lakeylove

You are a retard and an ignorant f**k.

#66 - On 07/03/2009 at 10:45pm by CDAWG4

Horse shit

#67 - On 07/03/2009 at 10:46pm by timbo2468

you are such an idiot why the hell would you put those in the attic?

#69 - On 07/03/2009 at 10:49pm by iM_tHo_bLoWn

Why would you put jordan signed shoes in the attic in the first place?

#71 - On 07/03/2009 at 11:19pm by NDnation44

omg did you get the shoes bacK??

#72 - On 07/03/2009 at 11:23pm by very_very_sad

Eh, to be honest, I wouldn't worry about it. If you were having a yard sale, everything you had was clutter anyway. And were you ever going to wear them anyway?

#73 - On 07/03/2009 at 11:23pm by Crickets

Does it even matter to you? Are you a basketball fan?

#76 - On 07/04/2009 at 12:10am by jrwxoxo

dumbass!!

at least you have $5.00

#77 - On 07/04/2009 at 12:50am by DJ375

If you forgot is because you are not a fan so who cares.

#78 - On 07/04/2009 at 1:28am by Cdldriver

I was going to call you a dumbass, but apparently you've been called that about 50 times already.

#79 - On 07/04/2009 at 1:54am by theedeevaa

You're an idiot for not lookin before sellin

#80 - On 07/04/2009 at 2:09am by Shyman4ever

I don't believe u!

#81 - On 07/04/2009 at 2:32am by epiphone94

FYL and YDI at the same time. Guess you should have checked them before putting them up for sale.

#82 - On 07/04/2009 at 2:39am by JRSpaniel

fag

#83 - On 07/04/2009 at 3:08am by Tarunyboy

I don't believe you.
No human being would be THAT stupid.

#85 - On 07/04/2009 at 5:51am by KAMELOT

You didn't look at them first, you know, with your eyes?

#87 - On 07/04/2009 at 11:13am by RK5000

u idiot u shud check what u sell before u sell it

#88 - On 07/04/2009 at 11:20am by bibbleboy

your are probably the biggest dumbass ever

#89 - On 07/04/2009 at 12:35pm by wilson12

Why would you not realize it when they were in your hands??? Why would you notice it when he was walking away? Makes no sense

#90 - On 07/04/2009 at 1:44pm by sweettweets9

that sux. u should have been sure what shoes he was talking about before u said yes, but im sure u have already figured that out

#91 - On 07/04/2009 at 2:03pm by raseanador

You're a complete idiot.

#92 - On 07/04/2009 at 4:36pm by ditzystef

You are a fucking dumbass! I dont care if 50 other people have told you that YDI 100%

#93 - On 07/04/2009 at 7:05pm by philbert

we'll expect his post on MLIG

#94 - On 07/05/2009 at 2:00am by plo_koon

YOU STUPID IDIOT. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. THAT GUY WAS SO LUCKY TO FIND AN IDIOT LIKE YOU. I'M SORRY FOR THE HARSHNESS. BUT SIGH.

#95 - On 07/05/2009 at 5:09am by ConfusedGuy

You are the dumbest of all fucks. How can you let something like that into a yard sale?

#98 - On 07/07/2009 at 10:25am by funk49

your fucking dumb

#99 - On 07/31/2009 at 6:28am by KEraso907

gheyy...

#100 - On 10/28/2009 at 9:48pm by xoluvinshayxo

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