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Today, I was holding a yard sale. A man came up to me and asked if he could buy a pair of red and white sneakers that I'd found in my attic and had never worn. Five bucks later, he was walking away with what I now realize was the pair of shoes signed by Michael Jordan given to me by my uncle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12452) - you deserved it (70380)

On 07/03/2009 at 2:30pm - misc - by capcha (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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YDI What an idiot. This might be an FML if your spouse/kid had held the yard sale.

#1 - On 07/03/2009 at 5:01pm by Ice_Cream_Arms

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And THAT is no one's fault but your own.
You didn't even look at them before selling them?

#3 - On 07/03/2009 at 5:03pm by Siren_00

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