Today, I was chatting with an amazing guy online. He was perfect for me. After five hours he told me he loved me and I said it back. So than we decided to trade nudes. I sent mine. Within two seconds my niece calls, laughing her ass off, telling me how weird my birthmark is. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7065) - you totally deserved it (54754)
On 07/03/2009 at 12:20am - misc - by Uriah (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Re-read you life "I was chatting to a guy online, 5 hours in, i loved him". F*cking grow up.
#43 - On 07/03/2009 at 8:17am by BussellRishop
Seriously people you can't fall in love in 5 hours while chatting up with someone online! Get a life and get some self respect!
#73 - On 07/03/2009 at 9:34am by FireFlie07
Yeah! I like fall in love with people after 1 hour or so.. lol
#75 - On 07/03/2009 at 9:40am by missClumzy
I'm not even going to mention that you said you "fell in love" after five hours. You decided you were going to send him your nudes? Let me just say that you probably lucked out on some child molester whose nudes you probably would not want to be seeing. You also sound like someone under 18...what with your maturity and all. Taking pictures of minors (even if you're taking a picture of yourself) is pornography and illegal. And even if it weren't, you're an idiot for doing it and I feel no sympathy for you. No wonder Disney kids think they can get away with the same.
#100 - On 07/03/2009 at 10:12am by curryndricegirll
Oh wow. Reread it. You're an even bigger idiot than I had made you out to be. You fell in love with your niece! EPIC! On top of that, you didn't even recognize her phone number. So wow, you're an adult?
What I find funny about this
1. You're embarrassed that your niece saw it but are comfortable sending it to a stranger
2. You don't realize that sending it to a stranger probably means that plenty of other strangers will also see it on the way to your niece anyway...but you got lucky
3. You "fell in love" with your niece
4. She actually talked to you for 5 hours just to convince you that she was in love with you
5. The FML you see is that you sent nudes to your niece.
You're just a different kind of stupid.
#107 - On 07/03/2009 at 10:23am by curryndricegirll
Consider yourself lucky, what would you do if it wasn't your neice, but a coworker? How about an actual rapist who decided he liked your body? You didn't even know this "guy" and sent him nudes...
Pssshh, she "was in love" and you know, since "he" was an "ammmaazing guy"...it made PERFECT sense to send those pics. Sarcasm. But seriously, OP, if you send nude pics to anyone especially someone you don't know, 1, they'll probably get around and a good amound of people will see them and 2, like #116 said you don't know who it was, it could've been much worse.
So uh, yeah don't send nudes to random people on the internet...f---ing crazy people here..YDI
Wow, I've heard rumors about how easy my fellow American women (well, I'm a guy, but you know what I mean) are, but I didn't know it was *THIS* easy to get em hooked! WOW! LOL.
Also, FYL for having a gay niece.
Edit: And an incestuous one at that.
FAKE!! Honestly what are the odds that it would just so happen to be your neice. Totally fake, and not even a very good one.
@149: Or the niece deliberately contacted her, pretending to be a man, as a prank.
You're not very smart.
#164 - On 07/03/2009 at 1:47pm by xTheFinePrint
Sigh. What site were u chatting on for this "guy" not to have a profile pic? Many things wrong with your story that I'll ignore and just say, you don't tell ur family members your screenname. And nude pics? Were y'all cybering??
#171 - On 07/03/2009 at 2:08pm by ImaBmyLonurTees
4 words- Your a fucking idiot.
and extra 2 words- Your easy.
#207 - On 07/03/2009 at 6:31pm by sophiepento
lmao. wow.
SLUT ! it doesn't take five hours to love someone.
you're pretty easy . bahahha .
#208 - On 07/03/2009 at 6:34pm by ElliexMarie
#210, YOU'RE the master of all things grammar, aren't you?
#215 - On 07/03/2009 at 7:43pm by mahree8mellos
hey im under 18 and i'm not that stupid.. first, no one online is perfect, taht's creepy, you dont know them.. secondly. you cant fall in love after 5 hours.. third never send your nudes online.. thats not cool.. and yeah your neice is chill lol
#231 - On 07/03/2009 at 11:50pm by XXnidocivXX
Haha someone sounds desperate.
OP: You deserve it for "falling in love" with a random guy in only 5 hours and sending nudes.
P.S. You're an idiot.
why would she "recognize her phone number"? they were chatting and sending nude pics online... ?
#239 - On 07/04/2009 at 2:39am by mystomachurts
You're an idiot. It's not coincidence that it was her niece, you douche. Her niece probably made a fake IM and played a prank on her. I'd say you're almost as dumb as OP.
#258 - On 07/05/2009 at 1:52am by robinhoood
so many things wrong with this post.
let's see:
1. You went on an online dating service. Desperate.
2. You talked to someone you don't know, ONLINE, for five hours straight, I'd imagine.
3. You told "him" you loved him. AFTER FIVE HOURS.
4. YOU SENT NUDES TO "HIM". Okay, here's the big one. Let's separate this into sub-sections.
a. Sending Nudes is stupid all together.
b. It's illegal, (I'd imagine you're under 18, due to the previous sections, 1., 2., 3., and 4.,)
c. You met this "guy" online.
d. I REMIND YOU, YOU HAVE ONLY BEEN TALKING FOR 5 HOURS.
e. Does being in love mean you get to seen someone nude? I just don't get this part. I told my boyfriend of 3 years I loved him AGES before we ever had sex.
5. You sent them to your niece, which is stupid of you for not recognizing her email, phone number, website address, etc. Regardless, it is hilarious, but only because you're probably the stupidest person I have ever seen in my entire life.
PS. YDI
It just whent online xD
I hate fucking sluts who think they are in love in like a week of meeting a new guy.
NOT TO MENTION FUCKING 5 HOURS YOU FUCKING WHORE! GET A LIFE! GET A REAL BOYFRIEND!
#273 - On 07/10/2009 at 2:00pm by uguysareidiots
YDI for sending nudes so quickly. You so should've known better...
Pax / peace
#3 - On 07/03/2009 at 6:25am by bedspring_kiss54
Pathetic, have u ever even heard we're in the 21st century?
#4 - On 07/03/2009 at 6:27am by mementomori
Uhh, you fell in love with someone over the internet in 5 hours? Thats pretty sad. You should also know that not everyone you talk to online is legit. You deserved that one.
#5 - On 07/03/2009 at 6:30am by riii
Agreed with number 5.
You should try this thing called meeting boys in real life. Stupid bitch. I have zero tolerance for ignorant fucks like yourself.
uh, wtf you doing sending nudes in 5 hours chatting. YDI.
#6 - On 07/03/2009 at 6:31am by blitzer_tidus
seriously. meeting people online is fine, but most people don't even fall in love in person within 5 hours! also, don't you think it'd be more appropriate for him to send a clothed picture of you first? Do you show up to live dates naked?
#33 - On 07/03/2009 at 7:39am by heyyou1203
33- you just made my day "do you show up to live dates naked?" by the sound of it the OP hasn't gone on a live date in quite some time
to the OP: the only reason anyone would ever say FYL is because YDI so much it's almost painful to read. Not only are you so desperate that you chatted online for 5 hours with a total stranger, but you are also stupid enough to send naked photos of yourself to him after confessing your love. Did you realize that most couples date for months, even years before they are ready to honestly say "I love you" to each other? If I had never seen a loser like you in real life I would have thought this was fake, but unfortunately this is what our internet-centered world has come to. The internet could help you find your soul mate I guess but first you'd have to meet them and have a real date like the rest of us normal people before you even begin to feel anything close to love.
So basically YDI for being a dumbass in general. Really, the average 10 year old has more internet savvy than you- and I'm willing to bet your niece is around that age.
#62 - On 07/03/2009 at 9:05am by pineapples
62, thank you very much for that.
My friend (age 17, unsurprisingly) just told his girlfriend of 2 days, whom he's seen in person three times, that he loves her. Frustrating.
Hey OP did you know that the word gullible is not in the dictionary?
#7 - On 07/03/2009 at 6:33am by Tubasaurus
Yeah, they took it out and wrote it on the ceiling instead.
#12 - On 07/03/2009 at 6:41am by plethora
were you aware that if you say orange really slowly it sounds like gullible?
#22 - On 07/03/2009 at 7:05am by ashole1990
#47 LMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOAAOO faaaaiil !
#117 - On 07/03/2009 at 10:48am by volleyballchicka
LMAO @ falling in love with this guy after FIVE HOURS, LMAO @ sending nudes after 5 hours.
thats just stupid man.
sorry. but you definitely deserve it.
#8 - On 07/03/2009 at 6:34am by staciieee_x3
You deserved that more than anybody has every deserved anything. everything about that just screams stupid
#9 - On 07/03/2009 at 6:36am by Ashleyxphobia
Just 5 hours for nude photos... what's your email address again?
#11 - On 07/03/2009 at 6:40am by BrownieBoy90
I think it's somewhere along the lines of.. FuckingSkankyassGullibleBitch69@dumbass.net
#191 - On 07/03/2009 at 4:11pm by srpkinja31
I don't care if they moderate my comment for being "disrespectful."
You're a MORON.
Just thought I'd do you the service of telling you now, since you obviously didn't know already. Now you do--Proceed living the rest of your life with caution. Maybe get a handicapped sticker for your car..
#13 - On 07/03/2009 at 6:42am by persephone13
FYL for being so stupid.. I hope you've learned from it?
#15 - On 07/03/2009 at 6:47am by mylifesucksoften
yes, to give it at least SIX hours before sendig nudes. And at LEAST 5 and a half hours of chatting before confessing your love
Maybe an extra hour for good measure, and make sure its not lustful thinking making you want to do it.
Lol.
#250 - On 07/04/2009 at 8:05pm by Alzai
How the fuck do you fall in love with someone after only hours of knowing them?!? Not to mention how much of an idiot you are for sending nude pics of yourself to a random person over the internet. Please, don't ever procreate.
This is just stupid. If someone says they love you after 5 hours talking online, you should get off the computer, because that's just creepy. Instead you said you love them too, AND posted nudes of yourself? Honestly, YDI for being unimaginably stupid.
Well, huge credit to your niece for managing that. What a total legend!! Tell her divineinstrument think's she's absolutely awesome
#19 - On 07/03/2009 at 6:59am by divineinstrument
so what if she sent nudes after five hours?
plenty of people jump into bed after knowing each other less than that
#20 - On 07/03/2009 at 7:00am by ashole1990
let's see.
a) because sending someone whom you only know from pics and typing doesn't equal seeing if you like someone in the real world - why would you send them a pic of your bare self if you don't even know if there is chemistry
b) because unlike protected spontaneous sex, which is over when it is over... those pics can now spread through the net like nothing else. Why in the WORLD would you want nude pics of yourself out there for every last hick to see when he surfs the net for some jacking off material?
can you really not see the difference?
I agree with #25's points, but I also feel the need to point out to #20 that only morons have sex with people they just met a moment before, as well.
The OP is dumb online, those people you mention are dumb IRL. It still remains stupid.
And I'm not talking about moral conventions, but about hooking up with creepy psychos and STDs. (If you think a condom will stop everything, hahahahahaha~ Riiiight.)
Condoms won't protect ya from herpes....and remember, herpes is a friend for life. On that note...ewwwww. And this is one of the all time most YDI FMLs EVER!!
#135 - On 07/03/2009 at 11:45am by strawberry_78
YDI,
1. how in the world can you fall in love with someone so quick
2. dont you ever read news about how internet can be fake?
3. how would you know if youre not talking to a girl?
4. sending nude picture to someone you dont know? what makes you think he won't post it in the internet.
#21 - On 07/03/2009 at 7:02am by ying_blank
Wow. Nude pics and a declaration of love? After 5 hours? Do I get a box of chocolates too?
Either this one is total bullshit or you get all of your dating advice from Fatal Attraction.
You fell in love with someone after chatting online for 5 hours??
#1 Do you see how stupid that sounds?
#2 Who has 5 hours to waste setting this scam up?
I think you both need to get a life. Go bowling or something.
Who the hell says they love someone after a few hours of online chatting when you've never met? That's just a little dumb.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
TOOOO FUNNY
#30 - On 07/03/2009 at 7:31am by kittycat99
Sending nudes in only 5 hours of meeting some random dude online????
You have no idea how lucky you are that it was your cousin.
And not, say, a stalker/rapist/your boss/the guy who delivers your mail and has psychotic tendencies/your dad or mom/WHO KNOWS who.
I'd say YDI, but you got off lucky rather than FML'ed, so...
you told i guy u loved him after 5 hours of internet dating?? WOW. you have problems.
#34 - On 07/03/2009 at 7:42am by polkadot1453
YDI, hugely... 5 hours and you're in love, trading nude pictures, with a guy you met on the internet?
#37 - On 07/03/2009 at 7:51am by SimpleSimon
I don't think it was "I wanna see my Aunt naked". I think it was "My Aunt is so stupid, let's see how far i can get her to go MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Evil, yet somehow likable niece.
"Today I was chatting with an amazing guy online" as soon as I read that I already knew you deserved it.
and then it gets even better, you told him you loved him! A complete stranger! Then, you sent him a picture of yourself naked. Oh my god. You are just a new form of stupid, aren't you?
Homerguy is right - sounds like your whole family has issues. maybe next time meet for coffee BEFORE declaring love and sending nudes?
I don't get it. Did you end up sending the pics to your niece instead?
either way ydi. You knew him for 5 hours!!!
#45 - On 07/03/2009 at 8:18am by colourmealy
should have webcamed to ensure he was real.... and never send nudes, they will end up all over net or passed around! and if you get nude on cam you can take a screen shot and save the image so becareful of that too! comp wiz :)
#46 - On 07/03/2009 at 8:21am by Jord111222333
AND y in heavens name did your Brice want nude pictures of you?!?!?!
#48 - On 07/03/2009 at 8:23am by Jord111222333
Ah, falling in love after 5 hours of internet chat. Love? Your stupidity cheapens the very concept.
#49 - On 07/03/2009 at 8:25am by Stupidstupidrat
you shouldn't send anything on the web, you so deserved that one.
#52 - On 07/03/2009 at 8:32am by staceypl613
ANYTHING????? Thats way harsh, you must be some kind of old idiot
#71 - On 07/03/2009 at 9:27am by ChefBoy6382
You are so stupid, I don't even know where to begin. You said I love you to someone you had never met, after only 5 hours of talking to them? I would say that your life is fucked not so much because your niece embarrassed you but because you are pathetic and needy and have no common sense.
#53 - On 07/03/2009 at 8:36am by Gisela
wow, your niece was willing to chat with you online for 5 hours just so that would happen? thats a tad bit sad. oh and YDI
What the FUCK girl!?
Why are people SO KEAN to send random strangers nude photos!
Proof you should never ever talk to people online.
Wow. Times like this make me hate procreation.
After all of the other comments, it's fairly unnecessary to point out that rushing to 'love' and to send naked pictures, over the internet, after FIVE HOURS, to someone you don't know, is utterly moronic.
...Oops. Guess I just did.
Well, if you ever Google yourself, don't be surprised with what comes up. All I can say. Whether it's your niece or another 'guy' you fall in 'love' with - consider yourself warned.
#57 - On 07/03/2009 at 8:41am by naomi9241
Doesn't anyone want to know why the niece would want nudes of her aunt in the first place? blech.
#58 - On 07/03/2009 at 8:48am by MeMeMe123455
Girl, I think your niece just did you a favour. You were lucky it was just her and not some random guy who runs off to 4chan with your pictures.
Now you learned not to be so stupid with only minimal embarrassment. Thanks your niece and use your brain next time.
Oh, and you don't love a guy after chatting to him for 5 hours.
#59 - On 07/03/2009 at 8:48am by crazy_cat_lady24
yeah and she can and hopefully will use every detail of the whole 5 hour conversation to use it against the stupidity of her aunt in the future...
I almost feel bad for laughing simply because it is sad that you are that pathetic, desperate and needy.
and really your life isn't fucked because your neice tricked you.
your neice saved your ass.
it's better she has the picture then some random creep.
you're life is fucked simply because you are that sad and pathetic.
honestly grow up. I thought it was only 14 year olds who think you can fall in love that quickly.
she could still be young..i've been an aunt since first grade
#205 - On 07/03/2009 at 6:17pm by hugzandkisses666
@ #64: Hey, I'm 14, and I'm not stupid enough to fall in love in five hours.
@ OP: Hahahahaha I see desperate idiots like you every day. Seriously, stop watching Disney movies, get out of your house, and try meeting someone in real life. Oh, and make sure you're wearing clothes.
=] And if you search yourself, don't be suprised to see some nudes of yourself. Other than the ones you sent your neice.
#259 - On 07/05/2009 at 9:31am by broken_princess
JUST 14 year olds? I have been in LOVE with a guy in my class since i was 5 years. Now, i am 12... First time i saw him, i falled in love with him. He is sooooooo handsome...
#66 - On 07/03/2009 at 9:16am by missClumzy
Really? You falled in love with him?
My little sister is twelve, has her little friends with her all the time and I swear, they're the most idiotic people in the world. They think they're adults but they have no fucking clue. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that you're the exact same way.
Get off FML.
#219 - On 07/03/2009 at 8:49pm by happylittleman
I'm 13, and sorry to say, but you are not in love. I hate it when people go out and say they love each other after like...a day. It's stupid.
#286 - On 11/06/2009 at 4:53pm by IWishSometimes
YOU SAID I LOVE YOU IN 5 HOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You got what you deserved...
#67 - On 07/03/2009 at 9:17am by ChefBoy6382
I didn´t think it was quite that fast. I fall in love with a guy as fast as i see him...well, often he is a jerk or is just disgusting. But sometimes he is as kind as he is handsome... Yesterday, 4 guys asked for my telefon-number. But im just twelve so i don´t give away number 2 folks...
#70 - On 07/03/2009 at 9:26am by missClumzy
@missie
read this again in another twelve years and i promise you, you won't believe what you just wrote...
MissClumzy- Your dumb and annoying. Go play with your toys now and get off this site.
#222 - On 07/03/2009 at 9:05pm by loverslanex3
looks like someone has a problem. online guy, newds.... you have a problem my dear.
#78 - On 07/03/2009 at 9:41am by kelseyx66
I know a lot... axtually. Read a lot of books about it, had plenty of boyfriends, and more. Ya know.
#79 - On 07/03/2009 at 9:42am by missClumzy
Twilight doesn't count as a book about real love. Just FYI.
#172 - On 07/03/2009 at 2:13pm by Sleepwalker418
You're only twelve. You have your whole life for a relationship. You should enjoy the last bit of childhood, because trust me, it will be over before you know.
Honestly, how stupid is this OP?
#173 - On 07/03/2009 at 2:20pm by Toygerzrock
YDI for loving someone within 5 hours. Seriously, you sound kind of desperate if you found a person online and fell in love after 5 hours, only to immediately put a nude pic of yourself online. (Not bashing online relationships, just the fact that you seem that quick and desperate to do what you did).
#82 - On 07/03/2009 at 9:46am by Fade_2_Black
seriously, what kind of person tells a stranger (yes, he's still a stranger!!) online that she loves him when you can never know if that person he says he is even exists! And sending nude photos of yourself! "He" could have been a 5-year-old kid. Haven't your parents taught you a thing or two??
Geeze, that hapenned to me. My bestfriend have two brothers. On on 16 and one on 5 years. One of her brothers contacted me, and he said he was 16 year. But he was 5... and i actually flirted with him. Grooze.
#90 - On 07/03/2009 at 9:59am by missClumzy
It's spelled gross but that's only one spelling mistake out of about 100 that I'm going to correct. You really are a dumb child since it is easy to tell a five year olds voice from a sixteen year olds voice. See a five year old has a high pitched voice and a sixteen year old has a deep voice because he has gone through puberty. Now please, go play Pokémon or Barbie or whatever little twelve year olds do; Your too young to be on this site.
#159 - On 07/03/2009 at 1:28pm by luckyducky123
To the 12 year old: reading books about love and having lots of boyfriends does not by any means make you know what love is. You have a ton of growing up to do.
*sight* Yes, i know. xD Thanx for the information anyhow. xP
#88 - On 07/03/2009 at 9:56am by missClumzy
Wow, do you seriously believe that you can't be young and fall in love? I'll have you know that I'm twelve, and fell in love with my best guy friend that I knew my whole life. I have never had a boyfriend, and only read a few romance books. Now, what do you think?
#95 - On 07/03/2009 at 10:08am by dancelover1012
#95: in a few years, you'll have a completely different view of love. i thought i was in "love" with my best guy friend i had known for years at 12, but now when i see him it's like "wtf was i thinking." young love isn't impossible, but it's a different kind of love. you'll see.
#158 - On 07/03/2009 at 1:27pm by justchillin
I think you have better spelling and sentence structure then the other twelve year old. But your not in love. Again its a little school girl crush. You don't understand it now, but give it a couple of years (probably more because even some sixteen - seventeen year olds believe they're in love when it's really only lust) and you'll see you weren't really in love. And romance novels don't tell you anything about love. Those are for our entertainement. So I think you twelve year olds need to stop trying to prove a point because your losing a battle that's never going to be won. Look back at this in a few years when you realize what really is and you'll laugh at your stupidity.
#162 - On 07/03/2009 at 1:35pm by luckyducky123
Actually, studies have been done on young teenagers who say they are 'in love' and when they are around the person they are in love with, different receptors light up in their brain. Proving they do experience the feeling of being in love. Now how about you step off your high horse and stop acting like you are better than other people when you are not.
"After five hours he told me he loved me and I said it back. So than we decided to trade nudes"... Because, you know? When you say I love you to a guy, you gotta trade nudes
Wow. Just wow.
Words cannot express how sorry I feel for you.
It must be hard living with the incapability to have common sense.
FYL for being a dumbass. But I put YDI. Because you do. SO BADLY.
#86 - On 07/03/2009 at 9:53am by drinkupgorgeous
WTF were you doing on the computer for 5 hours?
Get out more.
#93 - On 07/03/2009 at 10:02am by technobutterfly
This is why I dont like teenagers. Chatting online? Loving eachother wthout seeing, hearing, touching, smelling, or feeling eachother? Trading nudes? Are you freaking out of your mind?!
#96 - On 07/03/2009 at 10:09am by blahdsflksfd
Im 21...and Im getting a masters in computer science. Online relationships are asinine
#198 - On 07/03/2009 at 5:23pm by blahdsflksfd
Wow you feel the need to brag on a site like this? Your likely 30 and living in your parents basement, posting on websites all day about a fictitious life to make yourself feel better about your crap stain of a life.
#204 - On 07/03/2009 at 6:15pm by Anon98WithCake
So, whats wrong with being 35 and living in my moms basement playing D&d with my friends and stuffed animals? Just because I do that doesnt make me a loser, it makes you a high school kid who doesnt know about the real world. Thats right Mr Fluffles, its all right, dont cry.
#243 - On 07/04/2009 at 9:03am by blahdsflksfd
hahah you chatted with a guy for 5 hours, he tells you he loves you and you send him nudies. Did you know the word gullable isn't in the dictionary? check it out
#99 - On 07/03/2009 at 10:11am by ultraslick
And to the OP: Are you crazy? Sending nudes over the internet is not a good idea, even to a husband or boyfriend. Those things get passed around. Who knows? Maybe your neice sent that to your friends. Yes, I know, "How would she have her aunt's friend's emails?" Somehow.... yet I'm not sure how.
#102 - On 07/03/2009 at 10:14am by dancelover1012
But i don´t chat with people online and fell in love with them! I have been in love with the same boy 4 like, 7 years. The ones who look good, i am just smiling at. Not loving!
#103 - On 07/03/2009 at 10:14am by missClumzy
unbelievable! how stupid. don't you watch the news! Never put nudes of yourself online! you can never get them back. what if your biggest fantasy comes true someday and you are a big star (or political bigwig). someone will come out with those pics. you cant trust anyone. So dumb.
How desperate are you that you would tell someone you've only known for 5 hours that you met online that you love them and then you send a nude picture. You idiot! Your lucky it was just your niece.
#111 - On 07/03/2009 at 10:31am by starbucks14
all i want to say has already been said. and then some. anyone who said your life is fucked is fucking stupid.
Do you guys ever notice that people tend to play with words these days? Fuck, just because they were saying each other they 'loved' each other doesn't necessarily mean that she truly thinks she fell in love.
If she wants to expose her body, why bitch about it, she just screwed herself over and decided to post it.
You really are a super idiot. That guy probably isn't even a guy. It's probably a dog or a cat or an old man. YDI for being slightly mentally retarded.
#115 - On 07/03/2009 at 10:42am by Shyman4ever
Of course the 'guy' wasn't a guy. They 'guy' was her niece; were you not paying attention when you read the FML?
#121 - On 07/03/2009 at 10:56am by danineteen
LMAO!! Props to the neice - and I'm willing to bet that she had a few of her friends there to help her with the scam. YTDI for being so desperate. Though I have an incling this can't be true. No one is that stupid.
#118 - On 07/03/2009 at 10:51am by deviantartgirl
Why on earth would you trust someone online who you've never met?
#119 - On 07/03/2009 at 10:53am by danineteen
wow 5 hours chatting online and you love someone, how disparate can you be? If I fell in love and traded naked pictures with every person I talked with for 5 hours, well, that would make any plane ride or long drive very very aukward.... YDI.
#122 - On 07/03/2009 at 10:56am by primogen18
And that is why you don't date online, much less send nude pictures of yourself online...i have a friend who did that and the guy accually started posting the pictures all over the internet. plus, five hours and you "love" him...really? thats not love, that's just lust...love takes time and effort to build not five hours talking.
#130 - On 07/03/2009 at 11:29am by kikchik2491
PROTIP: People on the internet aren't always who they say they are.
#131 - On 07/03/2009 at 11:31am by anniebananie
we were in the same room as one of our friends and got on a girls aim and he was on the other computer and we got him to admit personal stuff lol
#132 - On 07/03/2009 at 11:33am by speedracer123
LMAO!
But come on, 5 hours?
It's summer. Go outside. Get some fresh air.
And your niece is hilarious hahaha!
#133 - On 07/03/2009 at 11:39am by lil_miz_liz09
ydi so much for degrading your body like that. oh yea and for saying u love someone when u just met them... You're stupid.
@66 Haha, five years old and you fell in love with a guy? Sorry kid, grow up. Please. Just because their handsome doesn't mean you love them. It's a little school girl crush. I got those when I was your age all the time!
#137 - On 07/03/2009 at 11:54am by luckyducky123
Well, at least you and tons of single guys can be greatful that you have a niece that puts your life in perspective for you.
#138 - On 07/03/2009 at 11:54am by krispykreem
Nice prank of your niece, but you are a idiot for sending some nude pictures of yourself.
And falling in love with a guy online in 5 hours?? You have to check yourself girl.
YDI
wooow that is so pathetic
you loved him after just 5 hours?? you didnt even meet the guy! it couldve been some creepy old man..
#140 - On 07/03/2009 at 12:04pm by hoochaymamuh
@MissClumzy: Does your mom or dad know that you are on this site?
Why you don't play with your nintendo, ps3,psp, barbie, pokémon etc...
So we don't have read your crap about you falling in love with some other 12 year kiddo.
Either missClumzy is trolling people pretty lulzy-like or is a real fucking retard child who should get ran over by a bus. Just my opinion.
#143 - On 07/03/2009 at 12:18pm by murderoticadam
AFter five hours you give up your nudes? You're an IDIOT! You totally deserve it and you're lucky it was just family and not some sicko who could've posted it everywhere. GROW A BRAIN!
Exactly. I think the big man upstairs was really looking out for you there. #144 is right, it could've been some sicko creepster who could post them everywhere. You are SOO lucky it was your niece who the the picture and not the "guy" you were chatting with. So lucky.
#151 - On 07/03/2009 at 12:53pm by AAAAHHHH12
LOL!! that's kinda funny. But WHY did you send "him" (your niece) nude pics of you?!?!?
#145 - On 07/03/2009 at 12:38pm by englandrulz
Yur Neice Reads FML! Haha!
Now That Yu've Posted It,
I'll Tell My Mom, (YOUR SISTER) Yu Did It.
#146 - On 07/03/2009 at 12:44pm by Musik_00
Not to mention, she's a totaly whore and sent her nudes to someone she didn't know.
#189 - On 07/03/2009 at 3:44pm by americayay
Thats the dumbest thing I've ever heard, you must be pretty desperate. But I promise you can find someone in the real world lol.
kinda reminds me of my ex-boyfriend, meeting a girl online after me and them saying "I Love You" before even meeting. She turned out to be crazy so I got the last laugh on that one :D
#152 - On 07/03/2009 at 12:55pm by xprettynbluex
You really are a massive idiot on so many levels. Still I wanna know why your niece wanted nude pics of you.
that's disgusting that ur niece asked for a nude picture of u
#154 - On 07/03/2009 at 1:04pm by luvmuffin12
Damn if ur that easy online u must be twice as loose irl GROSSSSS
#155 - On 07/03/2009 at 1:09pm by Lisa_Emily
Wow. I'm sure you didn't even need to post this to know that it'd be a giant YDI. FIVE HOURS CHATTING ONLINE and you're 'OMG IN LOVE!1' hahaha, no.
Shooshq, u don't need to say u are using sarcasm if you use quotation marks around specific words
#160 - On 07/03/2009 at 1:29pm by danielbudzynski
Sweetie...if a guy, regardless of if it's your niece or not, says the Big 3 too soon (five hours?!), it's really obvious he just wants some, and doesn't really mean it. Then again, I'm a bit of a cynic anyways when it comes to love and stuff.
As for your niece well...I REALLY hope my soon to be niece or nephew doesn't do anything like that to anyone...mind you, my sister and the soon to be mommy would kick her dear, sweet, little child's ass if they did that. I know I would. I don't know what drives anyone to be that evil.
OP, I think... I'm in love with you.
Oh never mind I actually hate you. Go crawl under a rock and don't talk to anyone else until you have the common sense not to do stupid bullsht.
#163 - On 07/03/2009 at 1:38pm by deathbunny256
You're lucky it wasn't some phsyco. ( if i spelled it wrong; sorry) And how can you fall in love with him after just 5 hours? wow. Sorry, but YDI.
...does your grammar and scentence structure change when you become 13, or is it just me
#174 - On 07/03/2009 at 2:28pm by ehrenthedragon
After 5 hours?
Be thankful it was your niece. Time to grow up.
YDI.
#175 - On 07/03/2009 at 2:28pm by Yoursxtruely
i don't seem to fall in love with anyone, let alone in 5 hours -.-
#176 - On 07/03/2009 at 2:29pm by ehrenthedragon
You fell in love on the internet.
You sent sent naked pics to someone you'd never met.
What are you, 12?
YDI, totally.
#178 - On 07/03/2009 at 2:54pm by FoundManyLemons
how can you love someone you have never seen before after talking online for five hours... ydi
#179 - On 07/03/2009 at 2:57pm by Nightfallz
Lmao, you "fell in love" with your niece. That's incest, sweetie
#180 - On 07/03/2009 at 3:01pm by Avenging_Angel
This just screams YDI.
You told a guy you met through CHATTING ONLINE you loved him after 5 hours of conversation?
And then decided to exchange nude photos?
Who the fuck says "I love you" 5 hours after meeting you? YDI all the way.
#184 - On 07/03/2009 at 3:18pm by jewelzgalore
hahahah 5 Hours!? no one is perfect especially within a day!
ADVICE:you should get a webcam and if he refuses to show his face(webcam or a picture he just took with a sign he made with ur name to prove hes legit) then block him easy as that.
#185 - On 07/03/2009 at 3:24pm by winemysavior
People who post on this site do a lot of stupid shit, but I think you might be the dumbest of them all. Congratulations!
YDI on so many levels. YDI for "loving him" after 5 hours of chatting online. YDI for trading nudes. YDI for being a dumb whore, really. Grow up.
#187 - On 07/03/2009 at 3:30pm by deaditegirl
In my country you are the one who they call, "Woman with the vagine like sleeve of wizard". Wa wa wee wa!
#192 - On 07/03/2009 at 4:15pm by srpkinja31
If you continue meating people online, I should probably tell you now that even there, after just 5 hours together it's not love. Just like in person. I've dated online, infact I find myself meeting someone from online in just a few months. It's not as bad as people say, but you can't expect it to be any quicker.
Anyone who shares nude photos with someone they haven't met in RL, is a slut.
#194 - On 07/03/2009 at 4:36pm by shallup
You fell in love with someone you had never met after chatting with them online for 5 hours. That's just plain pathetic.
lol sucks to be you next timeake
sure you get a pic first before you send one!
#206 - On 07/03/2009 at 6:20pm by AirforceBlu
ha wow. why the HECK would you send a naked pic of yourself? no matter how long you knew the guy. 5 hours, five YEARS, thats pretty dumb. period. i dont care if the guy is freakin nick jonas.
#210 - On 07/03/2009 at 7:15pm by youxlostxyou
I cannot BELIEVE how stupid people are. It honestly blows my mind.
The issue here is not that the OP thought she had fallen in love after 5 hours of talking to this person. You can fall for someone just as quickly in real life. The issue is not that she ran the risk of her pictures being posted all over the internet.
The problem lies in her sending someone she met online naked pictures of herself when she has no idea what kind of person they really are. OP, are you really so stupid? How in the hell were you 100% sure that the person wasn't a homicidal maniac? You'd better thank God this was just your niece's idea of a joke. It could have been someone with an obsession for murdering stupid bitches.
#211 - On 07/03/2009 at 7:18pm by loltreated
don't let the fact that your related mess with you. She is most likely your soulmate if you fell in love with her in 5 hrs.
ps I love u too, send pics
So, do you like, look up to Miley Cyrus or something?
#214 - On 07/03/2009 at 7:37pm by planecrashdreams
i think it's safe to say that you've learned your lesson on being a little more hesitant with saying, "i love you" and also, taking off your clothes.
#218 - On 07/03/2009 at 8:18pm by afmanslady
You would send nudes to a guy you met ONLINE, who told you he was in LOVE after 5 hours? I'm finding this hard to believe. Or, you're incredibly stupid.
#224 - On 07/03/2009 at 10:15pm by fmelanieslife
haha, that's pretty slutty.
have you ever heard of self respect?
and it's impossible to fall in LOVE over 5 hours, you must be pathetic.
lol, serves you right.
your lucky it wasnt one of the "Young Male Teen" Members of your family... if you get/have any and they find out about this, your pics are in danger again >.
#241 - On 07/04/2009 at 3:50am by ehrenthedragon
YDI definitely. you met this "guy" onling there's no way you could have fallen in love with anyone that fast, especially without meeting them. and are you stupid? never send nude pics online especially if you've never met the guy, no matter how much you "love" him.
#244 - On 07/04/2009 at 11:42am by socrkeeper001
I'm sorry that your life is so sad and lonely, but let this be a lesson to you about the real world: people dont fall in love over the course of five hours, especially not online, and never send your nude photo over the internet, unless you don't mind it being ALL over the internet
#245 - On 07/04/2009 at 1:32pm by hawkloverr
YOU DESERVE IT YOU DESERVE IT YOU DESERVE IT!
I read "5 hours in and you love him" and immediately clicked ydi.
you told someone you loved them.........after chatting online with them for 5 hours....thats pretty sad..
#249 - On 07/04/2009 at 7:48pm by crisle12358
talking to sometone online that you dont even know and sending nude pics?..thats your first mistake..and saying i love you after 5 hours when youve never met the person..thats the second....your just plain stupid and you definitely deserved that..its so pathetic
Unlike so many commenters I feel bad for this person and the situation they were put in. I agree that it was a mistake, no shiznit, but I also know how many mistakes I've made, how many times I've been on the internet and forgotten my real life for a little bit. It is soooo easy (especially online) to fall into traps like this. I love you is easy to think, easy to type if you're led on. The person wasnt bragging, they were venting, trying to find some sympathy and understanding for their heartbreak. Thats what it is. they're most likely humiliated and hoping that someone can offer some comfort. Instead all they get is crap. Crap that they were trying to escape from in the first place. For all your ( bad reviewers) sakes, I hope that you never find yourself the target of a sick game, that you never say something you regret (which isnt likely to happen) 'cause karma sucks.
YDI! If you think you love someone after talking to them ONLINE for FIVE HOURS then you deserve a whole lot worse, dumb arse. D:
YDI, for trading a nude pic with a guy online
YDI, for meeting a guy online
YDI, for being desparate
#261 - On 07/05/2009 at 6:27pm by lindserpoo
Idiot. YDI! you cannot fall in love with someone on the internet after a measly 5 hours of talking to them. That's just insane. AND THEN.. you send nude pics to this person. Frankly, your lucky it was your neice. What if it would have been some derranged psycho??? hmm... .. Ugh. i seriously hope your really young, then atleast your story isn't completley pathetic.
#266 - On 07/06/2009 at 4:01am by radaradaroo
lol if I were your neice EVERYONE we know would have gotten that picture!!
Seriously 5 hours? GROW UP people don't fall in love that fast...
you're a dumbass.
1. I'm 11 and smarter than you.
2. I'm 11 and know that you're a slut.
3. Your brother/in law or sister/in law is doing a really crappy job of raising their kid.
4. You're neice is gay and creepy.
5. She can now imagine you naked.
6. If her parents see that picture you will be seen as a pedophile.
7. You obviously can't meet someone in real life.
8. If any of your friends read this your're going to be embarrassed as hell.
I hope you learned your lesson.
#268 - On 07/07/2009 at 12:34pm by lurve_hate
Im not gonna bash you for the love part, But the real gross part is the fact that you sent a naked picture of yourself to someone online that you just met, how stupid could you be?
Oh and curryndricegirl I think you're a "different kind of stupid" with the fact that you said she's stupid for not knowing her niece's phone number....I don't think ONLINE CHATTING includes phone numbers.
@ohboyy
you're an asshole. And of course my age shows. I TOLD EVERYONE THAT I'M 11. You're also an asshole for calling an 11 year old immature just becuase I'm younger than most people on this site. I hope you burn in hell. I agree with you with the phone number thing though. The aunt probably didn't imagine that the neice would be calling about what she was doing online, who expects their niece to be major creepy??? There's a whole bunch of reasons why the aunt picked up the phone. Mabye she doesn't have caller ID. Or, she'd been expecting a call from the neice. Even though i'm quick to judge and yell we only know what the writer told us. Wow. My change in mood really shows that my first expirence with PMS was far worse than I thought....
#272 - On 07/10/2009 at 12:49pm by lurve_hate
@ lurve_hate, no one cares you got your period for the first time. You just think you're special for being 11 on a much more mature site. Get off the internet you attention seeking bitch
#274 - On 07/10/2009 at 2:03pm by uguysareidiots
Good god, when I was eleven I was better than this. If you're going to complain about people calling you immature, don't go around bragging about how much of a "big girl" you are for being on fmylife.com and saying how even though you're 11 you're smarter than someone. And you most certainly don't go around telling people to die in hell when, if it is harsh, all they're doing is giving you honest advice.
Actually, lurve_hate, your age is shown in another way than the fact you stated it: the stupidity of the list. Who knows how old the niece is? And everyone is assuming the niece set up the whole shenanigan. I'm not saying she didn't, but consider the fact that the OP sent her niece the nudes on accident. That does not in any way mean that the parents are bad, or the niece is horrible. Also, because someone plays a prank, it doesn't mean they were raised bad. Another thing, just because you got your period doesn't mean you're a woman. I didn't get mine until I was 13, a friend until she was 15, and we were still mature. Even bringing that up shows your immaturity. Hell, just by looking at the assumptions of being a pedophile and a gay niece shows your lack of deeper thought. "You're also an asshole for calling an 11 year old immature just becuase I'm younger than most people on this site. I hope you burn in hell." That comment is another thing that proves your immaturity. You weren't called immature for your age, you were called immature for your IMMATURITY! Burning in hell is a bit serious for telling an immature person they're immature. Seriously, I agree, grow up. Oh, and if you want to make a point about you being younger than me so I'm putting you down, I have something else to add. I'm 14, I have friends that range in age from 4th graders to college students. My younger friends are very mature in many ways, and a few have been forced to grow up prematurely because of situations, while several of my older friends look to me for advice because they still have the foresight and maturity of someone several years younger! I don't judge on age, I judge on actual maturity. Now, lurve_hate, what do you say about this?
#282 - On 07/29/2009 at 1:28pm by hellobananas
Hun, after 5 hours of talking to ANYONE, how could you truly be in love? Also, you were chatting with a complete stranger. Think about it for a second, what if it turned out to be some 40 year old fat guy pedophile/rapist living with his mom and NOT your niece? You really need to learn not to trade naked pics of yourself, too. If you're under the age of 18, it can be considered a child pornography and you could get arrested. I'd watch myself if I were you, OP.
#278 - On 07/19/2009 at 7:39pm by xXmoses_rocksXx
Okay, I have something to admit.
I am not yet 11 years old, I have not gotten my period yet. My friend who is 11 years old was saying all this stufff about this after i told her, I thought it was funny to put it on here, so i made an account. i wasnt going to write anything else but i saw what everyone was saying and responded according to what i thought Allie would say. I am 8 years old. I wont bother anyone again, ive learned my lesson SORRY EVERYONE
#283 - On 08/03/2009 at 6:07pm by lurve_hate
A lot of people in the world fail at life. who falls in love after five hours? who is dumb enough to send nude pics online, by phone or any other way? and what kind of eight year old goes on an ADULT blog website? tsk tsk tsk.....WOW
#284 - On 09/05/2009 at 5:18am by Flagband09
Nude pictures are always just SUCH a great idea to send people online.
Seriously, get over it. It could have been someone with a popular website, your dad finds it or something...
In other words, don't be a whore, and especially not an online one. Lol.
PS. How can you fall in love in 5 hours when you can't see things such as their smile, how confident they are, etc? Sort of weird, lol
