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Today, I decided I was going to bleach my bikini line, as I have not been able to shave there due to some ingrown hairs, and I also have to lifeguard every day. As it turns out, I'm allergic to the bleach. There is now an angry red, burning rash on my crotch that you can see around my swimsuit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35129) - you deserved it (12593)

On 07/02/2009 at 10:05am - misc - by nobleach - United States (Georgia)

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wear shorts with your bathingsuit... besides your supposed to test a small area of skin to see if you're allergic beforehand!

#8 - On 07/02/2009 at 2:12pm by Jord111222333

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Firecrotch?

#3 - On 07/02/2009 at 2:10pm by metonymy

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