Today, at the restaurant I work at, I gave a man back his change and told him to enjoy the sunny day. He replied by dramatically saying that the sun was his mortal enemy. Thinking he was joking, I asked him if he was a vampire. Turns out he has skin cancer. FML

by Kristache / 07/02/2009 at 4:31am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

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  • Maybe if he talked like a regular person instead of like a vampire

    #1 - On 07/02/2009 at 2:07pm by ForestFire0

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  • he actually said mortal enemy? Dude, don't sweat it, if he's talking like that he's just begging for such comments.

    #5 - On 07/02/2009 at 2:13pm by Telcontar14

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