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Today, at the restaurant I work at, I gave a man back his change and told him to enjoy the sunny day. He replied by dramatically saying that the sun was his mortal enemy. Thinking he was joking, I asked him if he was a vampire. Turns out he has skin cancer. FML
Maybe if he talked like a regular person instead of like a vampire
he actually said mortal enemy? Dude, don't sweat it, if he's talking like that he's just begging for such comments.
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