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Today, at the restaurant I work at, I gave a man back his change and told him to enjoy the sunny day. He replied by dramatically saying that the sun was his mortal enemy. Thinking he was joking, I asked him if he was a vampire. Turns out he has skin cancer. FML
Maybe if he talked like a regular person instead of like a vampire
he actually said mortal enemy? Dude, don't sweat it, if he's talking like that he's just begging for such comments.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016