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Today, I had a consultation for an upcoming surgery I need done. The doctor (very handsome and in his late twenties) asked me to flex my stomach and act like I was trying to use the bathroom. As I was enjoying him touching my stomach, I fart. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33355) - you deserved it (5632)

On 07/02/2009 at 12:13am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Dakota)

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