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Today, I went on my honeymoon to Hawaii. My family decided to surprise my new husband and I by joining us on our vacation. FML


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On 06/29/2009 at 8:57pm - misc - by marriedwithfamily (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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Have really, really loud sex.

#5 - On 06/30/2009 at 3:09am by lyndis

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My wife's family did this on our first honeymoon; AND they booked rooms on both sides of our room.

We had purposely loud sex every morning and night for 2 weeks.

EDIT: Only one of their rooms was connected.

#12 - On 06/30/2009 at 3:25am by dcstream

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