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Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53805) - you deserved it (17762)

On 03/15/2009 at 1:07am - misc - by marsbar (woman) - United States (New York)

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Hey, he obviously still loves you for who you are. This is hardly a FML.

#3 - On 03/15/2009 at 10:22am by Excellence

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ew.

#1 - On 03/15/2009 at 10:21am by Jasper

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