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By marsbar - 15/03/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 21:40 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML

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By weirdlove - 23/01/2010 08:38 - Australia

Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML

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By anonymous - 06/11/2010 22:37 - Canada

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend in the dark, he grabbed onto a fat roll and asked, "Is this your stomach or boob?" I didn't have the heart to tell him it was a back roll. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2021 11:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML

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By :(((( - 27/04/2011 06:54

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML

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You deserved it 7 088

By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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By maddie - 27/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML

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By taiannalynn5 - 02/03/2011 23:43

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML

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By Crashburn - 16/01/2012 11:09 - United Kingdom

Today, after having a naked wrestle with my boyfriend, I discovered he'd left a skidmark on my stomach. FML

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By Matt988 - 22/03/2021 23:00 - India

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML

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Excellence 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 15:22

Hey, he obviously still loves you for who you are. This is hardly a FML.

Jasper_fml 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 15:21

ew.

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infidelboy 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 16:38

next time, dont ask. i agree w/ #3

dave2001soa 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 16:43

Guess you should lay off the mars bars

Mortishia 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 17:26

He loves you fo who you are, but if you don't like to have a roll, you know what to do: sport and diet.

Mortishia 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 17:25

He loves you fo who you are, but if you don't like to have a roll, you know what to do: sport and diet.

Betty7 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 17:40

I think everyone is being a little mean. Everyone has rolls when they sit. Don't worry about it. And its totally an FML cuz its funny and it sucks to have your boyfriend mention your rolls.

cchamp27 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 17:43

You deserved that one

kaseyface 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 17:57

i agree with #16

FrostyNorth 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 18:09

There are two ways to fix your problem (and this goes for everyone with an "I'm fat" FML): stop complaining about the downsides of being fat or lose weight.