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Today, my girlfriend and I walked to her couch while kissing with our eyes closed. Stumbling, we reached the couch and dropped our bodies, her on top of me. What I didn't know was that her kitty, Elvis, was napping. Elvis was very angry. FML

by peace_lost / 06/29/2009 at 6:59pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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  • So you were on a couch, with a hot girl on top of you, and you were yelling "Get off me, Elvis!"

    #2 - On 06/30/2009 at 3:08am by Alex_DeLarge

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  • That is where Elvis meets pelvis--and then evil Elvis scratches horny pelvis.

    #14 - On 06/30/2009 at 3:42am by sillypuppy

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