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Today, my girlfriend and I walked to her couch while kissing with our eyes closed. Stumbling, we reached the couch and dropped our bodies, her on top of me. What I didn't know was that her kitty, Elvis, was napping. Elvis was very angry. FML
So you were on a couch, with a hot girl on top of you, and you were yelling "Get off me, Elvis!"
That is where Elvis meets pelvis--and then evil Elvis scratches horny pelvis.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 12 February 2016