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So you were on a couch, with a hot girl on top of you, and you were yelling "Get off me, Elvis!"

#2 - On 06/30/2009 at 3:08am by Alex_DeLarge

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That is where Elvis meets pelvis--and then evil Elvis scratches horny pelvis.

#14 - On 06/30/2009 at 3:42am by sillypuppy

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