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Today, I ran for the train that was about to leave. I tried to hold the doors open with my leg and got stuck. The conductor just yelled out how unbelievable and ridiculous I was and waited 2 minutes to finally release me. Everyone was laughing at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39985) - you deserved it (15524)

On 03/14/2009 at 11:56pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

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Deserved. How many times do conductors on trains tell you not to stick things between the doors (particularly body parts)?

#5 - On 03/15/2009 at 8:43am by plethora

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I hate people like you. If you're about to be late, you're making the rest of us late too.

#8 - On 03/15/2009 at 12:38pm by thinkpink

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