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Today, I ran for the train that was about to leave. I tried to hold the doors open with my leg and got stuck. The conductor just yelled out how unbelievable and ridiculous I was and waited 2 minutes to finally release me. Everyone was laughing at me. FML
Deserved. How many times do conductors on trains tell you not to stick things between the doors (particularly body parts)?
I hate people like you. If you're about to be late, you're making the rest of us late too.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 22 May 2015