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Today, I went to Burger King. I was sipping the drink and put it on my window sill to save for later. I fell asleep, and when I woke up my mouth was dry. I took a sip and felt something go into my mouth. Thinking it was an ice cube, I bit down on it. It was not an ice cube. It was a cockroach. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42897) - you deserved it (9714)

On 06/27/2009 at 3:24am - misc - by LoLLightning (woman) - United States (Florida)

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that makes me want to die.

#2 - On 06/27/2009 at 10:09am by PTERONOPHOBIA

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OP here, okay for all of those who are retarded and have never tried to submit an FML before, you only get 300 characters. Most people can put together that I got my food, went home, and put the drink on my window sill and fell asleep. I wasn't exactly thinking that the ice melted when I was more than half asleep and thirsty. I'm sorry that I can't describe my experience in intricate detail for all the retards that don't understand normal human talk. Thank you very much.

#28 - On 06/27/2009 at 10:52am by LoLLightning

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