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Today, I went to Burger King. I was sipping the drink and put it on my window sill to save for later. I fell asleep, and when I woke up my mouth was dry. I took a sip and felt something go into my mouth. Thinking it was an ice cube, I bit down on it. It was not an ice cube. It was a cockroach. FML

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that makes me want to die.

#2 - On 06/27/2009 at 10:09am by PTERONOPHOBIA

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that's disturbing

#1 - On 06/27/2009 at 10:09am by stumpo

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