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Today, I got marinara sauce on my new white shirt. I went in my desk for my Tide-To-Go pen and started using it on the spot. Turns out orange highlighters look a lot like Tide-To-Go pens when you don't look closely enough. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16799) - you deserved it (45258)

On 06/26/2009 at 6:03pm - misc - by Saucy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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and this is why you look before you grab.

#2 - On 06/26/2009 at 8:13pm by isantorin

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Aw, that sucks. Can't you just tide pen it over it though?

#1 - On 06/26/2009 at 8:12pm by ohhhhshizzz

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