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Today, I went to the movies. After it was over I got up and noticed a designer purse sitting on the ground in the back row. I opened it to look for anything that could give me a address so I could return it. The owner came back, assumed I was robbing her, and punched me in the nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31541) - you deserved it (4036)

On 06/25/2009 at 2:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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