Today, I went to the movies. After it was over I got up and noticed a designer purse sitting on the ground in the back row. I opened it to look for anything that could give me a address so I could return it. The owner came back, assumed I was robbing her, and punched me in the nose. FML

by Anonymous / 06/25/2009 at 2:00am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

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  • why the hell would she leave it sitting on the ground in the first place? fyl.

    #3 - On 06/25/2009 at 10:25am by lolatyouhaha

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  • You should snapped your fingures and say ohh no you didnt, then Bitch Slap her and walked away while throwing her purse across the theatre.

    #6 - On 06/25/2009 at 10:36am by L0veh8te

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