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Today, I went to the movies. After it was over I got up and noticed a designer purse sitting on the ground in the back row. I opened it to look for anything that could give me a address so I could return it. The owner came back, assumed I was robbing her, and punched me in the nose. FML
why the hell would she leave it sitting on the ground in the first place? fyl.
You should snapped your fingures and say ohh no you didnt, then Bitch Slap her and walked away while throwing her purse across the theatre.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Tuesday 24 November 2015