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Today, I was curling my eyelashes in my bathroom and while I was counting to 5 my brother flung open my door. I jumped and ended up ripping out all my eyelashes. Now I have to wait until they grow back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (79126) - you deserved it (8234)

On 03/14/2009 at 10:55am - misc - by CPN (woman) - United States (Texas)

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I hear locking the door works wonders.

#9 - On 03/14/2009 at 3:13pm by cthulhu1138

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that sucks.. wear fake ones for now?

#6 - On 03/14/2009 at 3:07pm by imlaughingatyou

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