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Today, I was curling my eyelashes in my bathroom and while I was counting to 5 my brother flung open my door. I jumped and ended up ripping out all my eyelashes. Now I have to wait until they grow back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66714) - you deserved it (6024)

On 03/14/2009 at 10:55am - misc - by CPN (woman) - United States (Texas)

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