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Today, I was visiting my friends new house and he was showing me around. I saw a small door in the wall and decided to open it. When I opened it, his daughter was hiding in there and screamed to scare me. Now I know my scream is more high pitched than his daughters. I'm a 37 year old male. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23567) - you deserved it (4717)

On 06/24/2009 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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