Today, I was visiting my friend's new house and he was showing me around. I saw a small door in the wall and decided to open it. When I opened it, his daughter was hiding in there and screamed to scare me. Now I know my scream is more high pitched than his daughter's. I'm a 37 year old male. FML

by Anonymous / 06/24/2009 at 10:06pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

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  • Please drop by the nearest Man-office and hand in your testicles; your dude licence has been revoked.

    #15 - On 06/25/2009 at 4:21am by my_fml_account

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  • lol. well why did u open a small door in the wall? its not ur house!!

    #14 - On 06/25/2009 at 4:18am by rachelbrianna25

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