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Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML

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On 01/28/2009 at 5:35pm - misc - by flying solo - United States (California)

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Thats what happened with my sister. She went to my brother's room, saw a wad of tissue paper and wiped it on her face. And it was fresh. She had fresh cum smeared all over her face. eww.

#6 - On 02/21/2009 at 12:40am by PSAATS

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A lot of people don't seem to notice that the ball of toilet paper was near THE ROOMMATE'S laptop and THE ROOMMATE'S mouse. The only thing the roommate is guilty of is using the poster's toilet paper and not putting it back. Also, it's unhygienic that he doesn't throw that crap away or flush it.

There is no precedent for revenge. There is no justification for revenge. Don't get revenge on your roommate. FYL.

#18 - On 07/09/2009 at 1:00am by popoman

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