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Today, I was talking to this girl who I thought was really nice, we were having an amazing conversation, and as we stared deeply in one another's eyes she asked me "Has anyone ever seen you take a shit?". She then began telling me the story of when someone watched her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44024) - you deserved it (3400)

On 06/23/2009 at 8:08pm - misc - by Jpah (man) - United States (California)

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Sounds like she may be into some kinda kinky shit, literally.

#3 - On 06/24/2009 at 3:31am by imsleepingbeauty

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haha way to ruin the moment

#1 - On 06/24/2009 at 3:25am by av232

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