Today, my boyfriend and I took a late night drive, and after a while he stopped at a gas station and asked if I wanted anything. I replied, "Guess." He came out and gave me a box of tampons. Apparently, I've been bitchy. FML
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Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family, "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML
Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML
Today, while in the store with my kids, they wanted to buy tampons because I am "getting cranky, and it should be that time of the month." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML
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Top comments
starlalove 0
:D He's really funny!
jennikins 0
at least he isn't afraid to buy you tampons, most boyfriends would find that awkward.
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Comments (230)
starlalove 0
:D He's really funny!
ndanick 4
What did you really want??
ricockulous 0
hahahhahahahahahahaha funny boy
x0aka0x 0
agree with first and is funny as hell
showrunner 0
yeah, what did you want? that's funny shit though
ryguy997 0
YDI for living in the US.
spaerro 8
Sine she made it clear that they were driving at night, it's obvious she wanted condoms.
fangsupKELS 0
Lololol! Omg tough love :) that's hysterical
daniisme 0
then you add "too bad today I found out I'm pregnant with his brothers child"
threeputtgreen 0
did he guess right?
my_fml_account 2
All FMLs that involve a girl assuming her boyfriend/loved one has suddenly developed mind reading powers are an instant YDI.
FloridaOranges 0
you deserve it for being so bitchy
Person_Man 0
well you sound pretty bitchy for saying 'guess' when he was trying to be helpful towards you. YDI
heyyou1203 0
Ditto.
singachic87 0
this.
DangerousBabee 0
Amen #31
regalarius 0
Yeah, that sounds like a bitchy thing to say to his polite offer. This is what happens. :-P
brrrx 0
#4 and #31 said it all. #82, you're an idiot. Someone asking someone else what size tampons doesn't make them a pedophile. I'll help you out here, a pedophile is an adult who is sexually attracted to minors, in most cases prepubescent children. Someone asking what size a tampon is, to someone who did not indicate an age, but is most likely over age 18 since her boyfriend was driving to the gas station, is not a pedophile. Asking what size tampon, while a little weird, also does not indicate a sexual desire for this person. OP: YprobablyDI. Guessing games are stupid, and saying it in a rude way is just bitchy. Unless you were hinting at sex, in which case that's just a little tacky for a gas station.
mattmag 0
Yes #31 is spot-on.
kyliebear 15
Hey, it never said she said it in a bitchy way, it just says apparently she's been bitchy, maybe she'd been bitchy in some of the times they've been together?
ejvlols 0
oooo pms lol
dannii_x 0
What size?
dinosaursmoo 0
...pedophile...
dr_house_MD 0
how do you know shes under 18....
MelanieBerrigan 0
hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
homiecat 0
hehehehe at least he cares
blueknight1st 26
I guess you should have told him what you wanted than.
grlwitperlEring 0
yeah that kinda was a really bitchy thing to say actually that was a really good comeback on his part
haxromana 2
Yeah, it really was. I usually hate when guys make assumptions about a woman's period, but I'm still laughing at this.