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Today, I was excited because I was going to get my college decisions back. I put all of the letters in order of my preference. Didn't get into my first choice. Denied from my second choice. Rejected from my third choice. Wait listed on my back-up. Accepted for a job at Target. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60137) - you deserved it (8009)

On 03/13/2009 at 5:09pm - misc - by sadsenior (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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note to you... a back-up is supposed to be a school you're sure that you'll get into

classic case of inflated head syndrome

#4 - On 03/13/2009 at 8:53pm by thelorax

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You obviously overestimated your academic achievements. Don't feel sorry for you. Tough luck. Maybe community college is the way to go for you.

#1 - On 03/13/2009 at 8:45pm by partyyy08

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