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Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41009) - you deserved it (2131)

On 06/19/2009 at 7:55pm - misc - by Kerry (woman) - United States (California)

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Drive them to the middle of nowhere and leave them there until they sober up

#7 - On 06/20/2009 at 3:48am by ChristianHunter

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i hope you didn't give them rides. FYL

#5 - On 06/20/2009 at 3:43am by alicemassie

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