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Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML

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On 06/19/2009 at 12:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Ouch. I would have been like "you're the reason the hot chick left."

#2 - On 06/19/2009 at 2:05pm by HorrorByrd

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Wow, assholes much?

There are these cocky looking guys that I have to pass every day on my way home from work, and I swear, my greatest fear is that one day they're going to hold up scorecards and rate me.

#6 - On 06/19/2009 at 2:15pm by kscott88

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