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Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML

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On 06/19/2009 at 12:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Ouch. I would have been like "you're the reason the hot chick left."

#2 - On 06/19/2009 at 2:05pm by HorrorByrd

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YDI for replacing the hot chick because now, they obviously have nobody to stalk.


Nahh. FYL. I bet those guys never even talked to the hot chick, and I'm sure you're just as gorgeous.

#33 - On 06/19/2009 at 3:38pm by drinkupgorgeous

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