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By rainyday - 12/02/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I said that at least I was always there for him when he needed me. He said "When did I need you?" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 07:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML

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By PinkMonkeys - 23/11/2016 18:33

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by sending me flowers that said, "I just need some space, forever. I hope I never see you again, even if you were a great person. It's not you it's me." FML

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By knee2tak - 14/03/2009 09:46 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend, "We need to talk." He said, "I know". So we met after school, and he said he was OK with me breaking up with him, that he wasn't that into me either. He said all that before I could tell him that my parents wanted to meet him. FML

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By screwed - 30/10/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML

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By sadrainindeed - 15/11/2023 19:00 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, I was feeling really down and my boyfriend refused to be there for me. It’s funny because a couple of months ago he was going through the same thing and I did everything I could to comfort him. FML

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By Schmolly - 13/10/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I had a mental breakdown. Many things have been going completely wrong in my life, and I finally decided to let my boyfriend know about it. After about an hour of explaining and pouring my heart out, his response was, "I think we were better off as friends." FML

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By life_isnt_fair - 09/03/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML

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By justmylife - 21/08/2010 04:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML

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By Maddy - 10/03/2010 08:00 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML

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By love_letter - 29/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a over a year broke up with me. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't written him a long letter about how much I love him, and that I'm so glad we're together and so glad that he promised he would always be there. He'll be getting it in a few days. FML

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macfluffers 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 4:15

What did you think he was going to say? "Oh, you're absolutely right! I'm soooooooo sorry, I still love you and I hope you can forgive me!" As if.

Amydoll 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 12:05

Ouch. That would hurt if it happened to me.

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Amydoll 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 12:05

Ouch. That would hurt if it happened to me.

bballer55 0

Monday 31 May 2010 4:54

nah but call 911 cuz some1 just got buuuuurned

whiteangel361 10

Saturday 25 October 2014 4:40

The question is, who would be more hurt? The revenge seeking ex girlfriend, or the ex boyfriend...

mleugim 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 15:22

let him goes, you don't deserve that kind of boyfriend

greenman_fml 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 15:48

you got faced

JustAGirl_fml 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 18:45

That's the part where he gets to get the **** out.

Melody_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 20:42

yeah he sounds really harsh. hes over you so i'd move on fast, dont care what i thought of em before. if they dont give a sh*t bout me i dont give a sh*t bout them.

nassboub69 0

Friday 13 February 2009 21:13

wtf!!!! bitch slap his ass

chris_n_tally 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 1:21

you don't deserve that at all. i'd never treat a girl like that. sorry sweetie.

d_dh2310 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 10:11

what an asshole. seriously. hopefully that will just make it a little easier for you to realize he's a jerk.

Jenh42391 0

Monday 23 February 2009 3:23

I understand that people say hurtful things in arguments, but geeez what an asshole

macfluffers 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 4:15

What did you think he was going to say? "Oh, you're absolutely right! I'm soooooooo sorry, I still love you and I hope you can forgive me!" As if.

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