Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML
I agree, your life sucks (12033) - you totally deserved it (32558)
On 06/17/2009 at 12:35pm - misc - by NotSoYoung (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
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funny first
#1 - On 06/17/2009 at 8:36pm by noName123456
(0)so i can't possibly imagine this happening to anyone. wow
#79 - On 06/18/2009 at 2:43am by suaveneanderthal
(0)That is really sad, funny but sad. (I would probobly do somthing similar thow :)
#4 - On 06/17/2009 at 8:39pm by halolord01
(+2)So a Night at the Museum Happy meal toy cost you how much in car damages? I hope it was worth it, but it's kinda understandable because those things are awesome ;).
#6 - On 06/17/2009 at 8:41pm by musiclover81493
(0)Haha! That was pole-ar! Get it? Polar? Pole-ar? Polar means cool? Okay, i'm a nerd, too.
#10 - On 06/17/2009 at 8:44pm by littlemisslee
(0)Um, that sounds like something I would do. I always get excited when I find surprises! I'm 33, so don't feel bad. lol
#11 - On 06/17/2009 at 8:44pm by Jennydew
(+3)Hahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahajajajahahahahahahajajajajajahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahaha*pees in pants* hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!:D
#12 - On 06/17/2009 at 8:46pm by HunterFalls13
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Was it the monkey? I hope it was the monkey.
But really, YDI for eating McDonalds. You're going to die soon anyways, who needs a car?
(0)Awwwwwwww!!!
I feel sorry for you!! I know that something like that would've SO happened to me. *hugz*
(0)OMG ! Was it one of the bobble head einsteins??? Ive checked like 10 McDonalds looking for it, none of them have it :( Those things are sooo funny.
Yeah, sucks about your car though... you win some, you lose some I guess :/
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Immmr ur a fag,
Anyway, was the toy really worth all that damage. in the end, it probably was lol. No not really
#17 - On 06/17/2009 at 8:56pm by anoymousjoe
(+1)Dumb ass, YDI. I don't care what it was, you do NOT take your eyes off the road. That pole could've been another car, or worse, a person. You're old enough that this should be common sense to you.
#18 - On 06/17/2009 at 9:01pm by Avenging_Angel
(0)Hahahahahahahahahaha.
YDI for being a shit driver.
#19 - On 06/17/2009 at 9:04pm by allmidnighteyes
(0)I agree with #12!!! Omg I actually fell in floor laughing at this...
#23 - On 06/17/2009 at 9:12pm by ObamaKitttyy
(0)Imagine what the Tower wouldve said if u did tell him what happened...
#24 - On 06/17/2009 at 9:15pm by ObamaKitttyy
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YDI for eating at McDonald's. Eww.
#25 - On 06/17/2009 at 9:15pm by CoconutsandJelly
(+1)I got excited when I got a Star Trek cup at Burger King and I'm older than you are. I didn't wreck my car, though! Maybe we need to get a life?
(0)omg epic win! i would totally do that!!! Omg soooooo funny! sorry about the ride dude.
#30 - On 06/17/2009 at 9:26pm by soccers_dumb
(+1)HAUAHAUHAUAHAUHAUAH
dont feel bad though, those things always happens to me when I get excited...
HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHah
#32 - On 06/17/2009 at 9:31pm by chellinha93
(+2)Well I bet the guy who owns the pole wasn't nearly excited as you
#33 - On 06/17/2009 at 9:32pm by stxchickshortie
(+1)OMG I think I had a heart attack laughing after I read your comment!
#112 - On 06/18/2009 at 9:50pm by Diagon_Blix
(0)Hahahahaha, dumbass. Lol, you still got tha toy, right?
#34 - On 06/17/2009 at 9:32pm by blondegurl718
(+1)That made me laugh. Instead of "Your life is f***ed/YDI" I think it should be "Funny/Not funny". Of course you derserved it but I still laughed at that. +1
(0)HAHAHA holy shit that just made my day :D
well you gotta get overly excited sometime or another, or else lifes no fun :)
#36 - On 06/17/2009 at 9:38pm by nicolexsmile
(0)uhm, we have ice age toys now (the wolly mammouth to be specific).... i work at mcdonalds, we had a vehicle rescue out front.... that coinsidently wasnt you was it?!
#43 - On 06/17/2009 at 9:59pm by xmelissa4802x
(0)WHAT.
First of all, that movie BLEW.
Second...dude...it's a 15 cent piece of plastic...you've got to be kidding me.
YDI
(-2)Hey omg I said I yelled omg cool when I head the comment with the thumbs up emoticon that's ONLY visible if you have iPhone or itouch!!!
See here are some cool emotes!
They only show as a on the computer or a normal phone
(+1)Holy crap a night at the museum happy meal toy ur so lucky! But seriosly don't eat food from mcdonalds
(0)your a fag, that's not even funny. a 36 year old crashed his car bc of a cappy toy, pathetic
#56 - On 06/17/2009 at 11:11pm by cheertigers
(0)LMAO Thats awesome! i probably would have done the same thing! Yeah! Go Canada! :P
#57 - On 06/17/2009 at 11:37pm by Adrianna69
(0)Well, that pretty much sucks.. But on the bright side.. At least you still can be happy over the small things. ;p
(0)First one that has made me laugh in a while c:
But yeah FYL
#63 - On 06/17/2009 at 11:58pm by petite_poptart
(0)Doesn't matter what anyone else says, you are awesome for still getting excited about a toy.
#64 - On 06/18/2009 at 12:02am by WolfgangDS
(+1)...Y-You complete dumb-dumb... Was it Einstein, at least?! 8'D Ah, the little joys.
FYL for crashing, YDI for not just saving the cheering later. Don't eat and drive. It kills. XD
#67 - On 06/18/2009 at 12:21am by AnotherStranger2
(+1)I hope it was the Easter Island head, in which case I could completely understand.
#68 - On 06/18/2009 at 12:26am by BrandNewKadillak
(0)Um it's a happy meal I would do the same thing but not that drastic I just do something I mean a happy meal toy those things r awesome
#69 - On 06/18/2009 at 12:41am by memyselfand
(0)haha i can just imagine the joy on your face..
then the shock..
then the anger.
this made me laugh, even though YDI.
but i completely understand. after all its the little things in life that matter most :)
oh and hahah #66 i'm with ya :D
#70 - On 06/18/2009 at 12:52am by ledzeplover
(+1)Ohkay. I can see getting a little excited (those movies are beast!) but seriously, you're more than old enough to be able to be a responsible driver! Dumbass. I hope the toy broke. Yeah, I went there xD
YDI x12.
#72 - On 06/18/2009 at 1:11am by SusanaSaysRawrxD
(0)haha this is funny but cute in a funny way
omg i get excited when they do that too and im 14
but ahh i dont care
sry about ur car tho
(0)First of all, what a freak-a-zoid.
Second, well what can i say it's where a kid could be a kid.
Oh wait, that's chuckie cheese! Grow up you excited boner boy fruit bowl.
(+1)HAHAHAHAHA OMG THATS SO FUNNY xD!!! Still srry 4 the car though. But next time KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD!
(+1)YDI for distracting yourself as you drive. It's not safe at all (obviously) and you could've hurt somebody else.
(0)Is it a FML because you're excited by a happy meal toy and you're 36 or because you crash your car?? maybe both!! lmfao
(+1)hugh, people really can't spell, can they? It's drive-through, not drive-thru...
#94 - On 06/18/2009 at 8:02am by mijzelffan
(0)Don't go to mcdonalds: the food'll kill you and toys'll kill your car.
#96 - On 06/18/2009 at 9:01am by FuzzyWalnuts
(0)so you should get excited about little kids toys! they rock :D!
#98 - On 06/18/2009 at 9:45am by Darling_Darkling
(0)YDI for going to McDonalds.
And for being an irresponsible driver.
#99 - On 06/18/2009 at 9:46am by askbobby96
(0)you should not be allowed in public unsupervised. i would be too embarrassed to even post something like that. FYL
#100 - On 06/18/2009 at 9:47am by VivaLaDiva
(+1)YDI for not watching the road. Why were you looking at your bag of food while driving anyway??
#101 - On 06/18/2009 at 10:34am by pleasetryagain
(0)YDI not only for eating at McDonalds, but for being a general loser.
#102 - On 06/18/2009 at 12:50pm by InspiredByGaGa
(0)I hit a pole in a coffe shop parking lot. Huge empty lot, two poles. Dont feel too bad, but then again I was 16.
(0)I agree not so young at all... Funny though. Although I woundnt have crashed though...
#105 - On 06/18/2009 at 1:12pm by shighappens
(0)I laughed so loud, it's a wonder my dad didn't say anything.
I would probably do the same thing.
..maybe.
#108 - On 06/18/2009 at 3:03pm by inarticulate
(0)Can't blame you..those toys are actually kinda fun if you ask me.. :/
#109 - On 06/18/2009 at 4:24pm by DangerousBabee
(0)Haha, #1 FML of the day! Lol I like BK better but night at the museum was an amazing movie! :D
#115 - On 06/19/2009 at 2:06pm by BreezyPear
(+1)Best FML i've read to be honest! Made my day!! Sorry about your car. I probably would have crashed too. Little things excite me as well :P
#119 - On 06/19/2009 at 10:20pm by Foufinator
(0)You are such an obese fucker for eating a mcdonalds.
#122 - On 06/22/2009 at 5:25pm by re4manonline
(0)This one pretty much says it all. Being excited is fine, but KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD! When you drive, don't do other stuff. Just drive. Get off the phone, quit fiddling with your iPod, and check the food before you leave the parking lot.
In fact, do ALL of those things in the parking lot, THEN drive. That way you won't run over poles, motorcyclists, debris in the road, and other things that make you a crappy driver.
It's cool that you still get a kick out of the toys, though. ^_^ You're never too old to have fun. And considering what some other people think is fun, I'm glad you like Happy Meal toys. ;)
(0)To Comment #122:
And you are such a dumb fucker for leaving such a comment. Why oh why didn't your mom just take it in the face instead of the cooter, saving the world from one less idiot?
(0)HAHHAHAH, yep im laughing out loud at this. Sorry to hear about your car, but you gotta admit that its pretty damn funny! :)
#127 - On 06/26/2009 at 2:44am by toyboatrules
(0)Hahah! I do the same thing... but more like ask for a kids meal with no kids...
#128 - On 06/26/2009 at 7:27am by Dying_giggling
(0)I'm so sorry about your car... but I have to admit, I couldn't stop laughing for 10 minutes after I read it.
I was crying and laughing to the point of not being able to sit straight or breathe, and my fiance probably thinks I just went insane.
#129 - On 06/27/2009 at 12:34pm by AmethystxRose
(0)#126, you put a accent over the u in stupidity and your calling this guy stupid. how out you get a sense of humor that's funny!
(0)YDI for going to McDonald's. that place is awful and you will get super super super fat if you eat it often enough. it's one of the main roots of america's growing obesity problems.
#136 - On 09/06/2009 at 12:42am by MangoTango333
(0)fatass you remind me of Kelsey Simpson add her on facebook!!
#143 - On 03/28/2010 at 3:38am by pussyeater76
(0)ahhh I know how you feel D: first you need too find out how they work an. . . . . . why are you driving while looking at a toy? XD
#147 - On 05/07/2010 at 12:59am by SpanishCaedya
