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Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm go off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14046) - you deserved it (48644)

On 03/12/2009 at 11:42pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Make your car alarm play music so every robber gets rick-rolled when they try to steal your car.

#4 - On 03/13/2009 at 8:03am by Tall_Kid

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This is a common problem where most people don't know what their own car alarm sounds like or has a very generic sound. At least it went off so your insurance should handle it.

Still... dumbass!

#2 - On 03/13/2009 at 7:22am by Jimboom

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