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Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm go off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10711) - you deserved it (39009)

On 03/12/2009 at 11:42pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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