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Today, it was my 18th birthday. I got one thing: a fancy electric toothbrush from my little sister. I would say I'm happy to have something rather than nothing, except, for as long as the toothbrush works, there will be a Hannah Montana concert going on in my mouth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52397) - you deserved it (3995)

On 06/16/2009 at 7:14am - misc - by BirthdayTeeth - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

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At least she thought of you. Most little sisters don't really care, depending on their age

#2 - On 06/16/2009 at 2:04pm by xohxbrittanyrae

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As long as you don't enjoy it, FYL.

#1 - On 06/16/2009 at 2:04pm by pat2rome

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