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Today, I reached into my fridge to grab a strawberry soda. I noticed the can had started to leak from the top so I slurped up the spilt red liquid on the top of the can. I realized it wasn't soda, but blood from a defrosting steak on the shelf above it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40150) - you deserved it (14641)

On 06/16/2009 at 12:38am - misc - by kjmsit (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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