Yummy

By kjmsit - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I reached into my fridge to grab a strawberry soda. I noticed the can had started to leak from the top so I slurped up the spilt red liquid on the top of the can. I realized it wasn't soda, but blood from a defrosting steak on the shelf above it. FML
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neverland_fml 0

Oh man, nasty! That's why meat goes on the bottom. Hope you don't get sick.

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redbluegreen 40

Are you vegetarian? That'd be even worse.

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neverland_fml 0

Oh man, nasty! That's why meat goes on the bottom. Hope you don't get sick.

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jonnyplayzaguita 0

yuumm i love drinking cows blood its really good ans works well for rituals

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DarkPrince_fml 0

ZOMG as soon as I read this I literally tasted cows blood

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IMTHEGREATEST 0

who cares? whenever you eat meat, the blood is inside it. some cooking techniques actually turn the blood into sauce

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isaiaha11 2

ydi 4 not putting steak on a plate

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tencentsakiss 19

225: it matters because they could wind up with E. coli or something.

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aubsx3 0

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit after reading this FML

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CaptainCommenter 6

#225 Cooking the food kills the raw bacteria. Eating it raw is like a death wish for your stomach.

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redbluegreen 40

Are you vegetarian? That'd be even worse.

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Remegy 3

on the plus side if he's a vampire, then it'd be good...

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BonnieTaylor 0

why the hell would a vegetarian have meat in the fridge?

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ILikeTuhtles 0

Might live with others who are not vegetarian

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Asdas_fml 0

"blood from a defrosting steak on the shelf above it" Have trouble reading or understanding what you read?

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InfernoVivo 12

If she was vegetarian, why would she have a steak in her fridge?

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jenkins56 5

That's gross. It's more gross that you had blood-dripping meat on a high shelf. Agree with #1

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Avenging_Angel 0

What on earth would possess you to do that?! Just grab another can if one has stuff on the top! YDI!!

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Christonarhino 0

So do you just throw away the can with "stuff" on it or let someone else worry about it? Then again,,it is easier to just grab another than walk to a sink .

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tany_fml 0

do you defrost meat in the fridge?? i thought you did it on the table?? i have no idea

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lackofcolour 0

you can do it either way, the fridge takes a little longer.

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pandachic27 9

No, it's supposed to defrost in the fridge cause if you leave it on the table it has higher chances of transmitting food borne illnesses. Sorry for my nerd out.

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lottofee 0

hahahahaa! i would easily react the same way, it was just bad luck, that it wasn't soda. so FYL.

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Syoungblood07 0

ROFL OMG LOL That is so disgusting/funny!!! Ewwww! Next time, put the meat on the bottom, stupid.

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xo_emily_xo 0

Ewwwww. That is ******* GROSSSSSSS!

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jebby011 0

twilight is gay. the only good character in it is the one who played Cedric diggory in the, I think 4th Harry potter

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jim69_fml 0

just so you know Harry potter is ******* gay too.

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vaxc 17

just so u know ur ******* gay as well

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