Yummy

By kjmsit - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I reached into my fridge to grab a strawberry soda. I noticed the can had started to leak from the top so I slurped up the spilt red liquid on the top of the can. I realized it wasn't soda, but blood from a defrosting steak on the shelf above it. FML
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neverland_fml 0

Oh man, nasty! That's why meat goes on the bottom. Hope you don't get sick.

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redbluegreen 40

Are you vegetarian? That'd be even worse.

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DrunkenLullaby 0

#52...You're really lame. Get a life. This is really nasty. Geeze...I can't imagine what it must feel like to be expecting a mouthful of soda and getting a mouthful of cold blood instead. It gives me the chills and a bad taste in my mouth just thinking about it. EwWw!

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Jennydew 0

Ugh, gross! That made my stomach turn...

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Malexhe 0

Ew, usually I like my steak to the point where it is still mooing, but this is disgusting.

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fuckyou234 0

Thats ******* disgusting! Shouldn't you realize that its not strawberry soda?

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ChocolatexGames 0

youra vampire! congrats!

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dmmd8686 0

You thought that an UNOPENED soda was leaking around the top? Really? Use that thing between your ears, pls

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angrymole 0

#17, that bacteria gets killed when you cook it, and I defrost meat beside my sink still in all the packageing, so it's actually fine and you are a germaphob.

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Pokerdance 0

Well, at least you can score a date with some crazy gothic teenagers now that you're like their "Edward."

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Eat_Veggies 0

...and this is why I'm a vegetarian D:

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