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Today, I was woken up by a funky smell. My dog had eaten a dead bird and thrown up all over my bed and floor. At 4 o'clock in the morning I had to clean up regurgitated bits of bird, feathers, blood and dog food. The smell still hasn't gone away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37125) - you deserved it (2083)

On 06/15/2009 at 6:07am - animals - by Tom (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

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