Today, my mom and I rented a hotel room. She decided to go to bed, while I watched MythBusters. Apparently, my mom got hot while she slept. She threw the covers off of herself and pulled up her night-gown. I turned to find out that my mother does not wear underwear when she sleeps. FML
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On 06/15/2009 at 3:45am - misc - by ZAS (man) - United States (Kentucky)
That is nasty! Bleh, I went on a trip with my aunt and uncle once and they shared a bed while they were naked. It was awful. I didn't see anything, but I knew.
Please be a girl to make this less awkward
wait nevermind..whether you're a boy or a girl FUCK. YOUR. LIFE.
the only thing you can do is to pick up a katana and gouge out your eyes, because every cunt you see from now on is only going to remind you of your mum's...im assuming you're a guy
EPIC FYL
Ahhhh! I'd be blind! For fuck's sake thats nasty! Sweaty mom cooch...ugh! Definately scarred for life!
#16 - On 06/15/2009 at 10:31am by DrunkenLullaby
Bahahaha. I found out that disguting truth when I was 12...(Cause I didnt have a room of my own I slept in the same bed with her)...DX Scarred forr life.
#18 - On 06/15/2009 at 10:39am by BeQuickOrBeDead
FYL for having a mom that gets horny from watching 2 nerds blow shit up.
Also, naked is by far the most comfortable way to sleep.
Yeah can somewhat be traumatizing.. Now think everytime your with a girl and see her Bush , you will have that mental picture of your mom's Bush. lol, Bro I'm Sorry its going to be tuff. lol FYL Scard for life
okay thats honestly not that bad. alot of people don't sleep with underwear. i mean shes your MOTHER not some stranger. cmon, you came outta there. seriously. like its awkward and disturbing, but thats what people look like. stop being a baby.
and what you put doesnt necessarily mean shes horny. maybe she was just hot. older people get hot flashes when they sleep.
So do most old people touch themselves while having heat flashes?
#161 - On 06/26/2009 at 12:07am by cosmolatte
who cares? this is not worthy of being on FML, seriously. Do you not realize that your head came out of her when she had you anyway? Get a grip.
#26 - On 06/15/2009 at 11:14am by NikiiSlikii
@26 I would be careful about how you end your responses in this kind of situation, could get kinda awkard in a oedipus kinda way.
If yer a guy: Dude, grow up. It's just yer mom's pubic hair. Try NOT staring.
If yer a chick: Dude, grow up. It's another woman's BODY. She has all the same shit you have...just older.
God that sucks dude. To all the haters telling you to get over it, WHY DON'T YOU STARE AT YOUR PARENTS GENITALS AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT. FYL for sure.
If you wear underwear when you sleep, you're more likely to get yeast infections. Hasn't anyone told you about letting that area "breathe"? She's old. She doesn't want infections at her age because they last longer. Of course she has no underwear.
#35 - On 06/15/2009 at 11:32am by myotherlips
This is rather disturbing... so many questions left unanswered. Anyways, FYL, no one deserves this!
#37 - On 06/15/2009 at 11:40am by Hashmahalum
#35, the point is he saw his mom's bare bottom. Nobody cares about your little yeast infection speech. Go to hell.
#25, the dude saw his mom's beaver. The point of this site is to post unpleasant experiences, stop bitching you cunt.
And to the OP, FYL.
You know, you were forcibly pushed through that at one point....
#40 - On 06/15/2009 at 11:43am by wildfire393
i was thinking this site was for me to laff at a sorry bitch life, and to make stupid comments making them feel worst,
How old are you? And what's your gender?
Still, like many others wrote on here, you came out of there.
Grow up.
thats not thr bad <:) I mean just cuz every time you look at another chicks vag youre going to think about your moms sweaty hairy naked crotch sleeping next to you doesn't mean...oh wait nevermind =/ fuck your life indeed buddy
What is wrong with all of you people insinuating that he/she should have enjoyed it? You are very sick.
#58 - On 06/15/2009 at 12:20pm by I_Love_Isms
I think a lot of people are just not getting this. The OP said she was hot, not horny. As in temperature. Read it again you fools.
This making it on FML means the OP is male, right? If female, I would keep a straight face. However, OPie, don't tell her when she wakes up, I imagine it would be extremely embarassing.
#5 said it all.but #11 was pretty funny. not bad. I once coaught my parents in the act. when I was 16. U'll live. I lived.
She wasn't asleep bro she was inviting you in to play. Tell me you hit that :D
#74 - On 06/15/2009 at 1:35pm by Nightfallz
lick it or somthing... THEN i dont think she will do that again. Did it remind you of like 15 years ago or however old you are?????
#76 - On 06/15/2009 at 1:38pm by Purane2forever
lick it or somthing... THEN i dont think she will do that again. Did it remind you of like 15 years ago or however old you are?????
#77 - On 06/15/2009 at 1:38pm by Purane2forever
lick it or somthing... THEN i dont think she will do that again. Did it remind you of like 15 years ago or however old you are?????
#78 - On 06/15/2009 at 1:38pm by Purane2forever
lick it or somthing... THEN i dont think she will do that again. Did it remind you of like 15 years ago or however old you are?????
#79 - On 06/15/2009 at 1:38pm by Purane2forever
lick it or somthing... THEN i dont think she will do that again. Did it remind you of like 15 years ago or however old you are?????
#80 - On 06/15/2009 at 1:39pm by Purane2forever
Why does everyone keep telling OP to grow up? I don't care how old you are, you don't wanna see your mom naked. ESPECIALLY considering the fact you came out of there.
FYL indeed.
tell your mom to be a woman and stop sleeping commando
and you should've got the blankets and threw them back on her!!
that is GROSS.
#83 - On 06/15/2009 at 1:52pm by vanessa_nessa_08
Oh deal with it my mom walks around her room naked. She leaves her thongs evrrywear. I'm a 12 year old girl. I couaght my dog wearin her thong once. She still uses that one.
She wants it. She really, really wants it. Go ahead. Make her happy.
Or, take pictures and post 'em! :D
Many like the breeze
& maybe that's what blew her nightgown up lmao
#91 - On 06/15/2009 at 2:15pm by justmyluck1212
What the OP failed to mention was that they originally got the room because they are having sex and don't want Pops to find out. Shame on you for not hooking up with your mom when she so desperately needs your cock. Help her out, buddy.
Why is the fact that you were watching Mythbusters even relevant? All you had to say was, "Today, I saw my mom's hairy snatch. FML". Done and Done.
#95 - On 06/15/2009 at 2:24pm by hellzyeah88
Honestly, when this started, I thought it was going in another direction.
You, your mom, a hotel room, and Mythbusters? Kinky shit, brosef.
Either that, or Jamie's moustache gets your mom hot.
FYL that's terrible =/
#96 - On 06/15/2009 at 2:26pm by allmidnighteyes
that is freaking disturbing. tell ur mum stop being such an old whore and put on some undies. FYL
#97 - On 06/15/2009 at 2:28pm by Blue_Munki
Agreed with #19 and 31. Besides, a lot of women don't wear underwear to bed. Awkward yes, but FYL? No, I don't think so.
#99 - On 06/15/2009 at 2:29pm by BreakingCoil
OK, how are we going to call this one?
The myth that parents have sex organs just like everyone else: confirmed.
That all parents keep them covered with underwear at all times, busted.
That the 2 previous combined can cause mental scarring in their offspring... plausible!
#103 - On 06/15/2009 at 2:59pm by jkjorn
Freak.. Turn up the AC... and quit starring at your moms pussy... Just cause you came from there don't mean your aloud back in
ha ha ha ha ha ha Don't look. (that nasty bitch.) hhahahahahahahahahahaha
#109 - On 06/15/2009 at 3:58pm by RodeHard
Sounds like you're mom doesn't know much about decency.
#110 - On 06/15/2009 at 4:21pm by gingermonster16
You guys are stupid. When he says hot he means temperature wise.
#112 - On 06/15/2009 at 5:01pm by cameraboirzu
ewww thanks for the dirty visuals ahhhhh! so grossed out fyl n mine for reading it !
#113 - On 06/15/2009 at 5:03pm by dgafprincess90
EEEEEEEEEEEW, YO THAT'S SICK!!!! You poor poor child... I feel sorry for you...
#114 - On 06/15/2009 at 5:04pm by YungMarlon23
um,..not a big deal. not really a FML. I put my story and they didn't accept it, but they accept this one! WTF
i agree with #108. and to 126, GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE DAMN GUTTER!
#127 - On 06/15/2009 at 8:15pm by mclaxin1115
okk daz icky but really she your mom just tell to
FUKING PUT SOME UNDIES ON!!!!
#129 - On 06/15/2009 at 8:39pm by slutybunny777
If ur a girl...akward
If ur a boy...even more akward
If u were turned on...get sum fuckin help sicko
I don't care what anyone says. Seeing old people naked, especially if they are related to you, is fucking gross. Period.
#139 - On 06/15/2009 at 11:34pm by HeyitsPheddy
Pics, or it did not happen.
Seriously though: is your mom good looking? Cause life is to short to be looking at an old ugly white woman's beaver.
I agree with 47, for just ONE NIGHT she could have worn them, knowing she was in the same room.
I disagree with 70, YES TELL HER. embarass the shit out of her please so she doesn't do it again.
Huge FYL regardless of gender.
also, omgawd what is with so many people saying they would have screwed, fingered, licked, etc their own mom's stuff? that's seriously seriously sick. please see a therapist.
#144 - On 06/16/2009 at 1:18am by Autumnatic
ewww omg what is it with moms and sleeping with outt undies!
my mom doesnt sleep with them too
and i hate it
uggh i feel for you
aha FYL
my parents dont wear undies when they sleep too
BOTH of them...
#146 - On 06/16/2009 at 1:54am by rokkdizzie
Why would she pull up her nightgown? That's disgusting
#148 - On 06/16/2009 at 2:46am by StopBeingADouche
#55 I was thinking that was the saddest part of the whole thing.
Honestly, it's not that bad.
#149 - On 06/16/2009 at 4:13am by whatshorts
Thats nothing. My mum walks around the house naked all the time. Sometimes vaccums naked. Its horrible wen she bends over. Then she thinks its funny so she purposely flashes me.
Everybody's arriving at the conclusion that he actually saw her Va-J J. Perhaps she merely told him that she doesn't wear underwear after he turned around?
#155 - On 06/18/2009 at 8:26am by RhymePrime
I would have taken the floor over sleeping with my MOM!!!!!!!! EWWWWWW I AM SO SORRY YOU HAD TO SEE THAT!!!
#159 - On 06/20/2009 at 9:49pm by lucksnothear1
Anything that starts off, "my mom and I rented a hotel room" and then has u seeing her verticle-smile sounds like a indi flick. Did y'all open a nice bottle of wine. And i'm praying y'all had twin beds, praying.
#162 - On 07/06/2009 at 2:18am by ImaBmyLonurTees
1.mythbusters is awesmoe
2.that's just creepy I would have slept on the floor as far away as possable
3.lol at number 3
4.mythbusters is awesmoe
#163 - On 09/26/2009 at 2:18pm by tomberryboy
whoa whoa whoa!! dat suxx!!! fyl!! btw r u a guy or a gal?? xO
#164 - On 11/23/2009 at 10:49pm by iloveronaldo
