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Today, my mom and I rented a hotel room. She decided to go to bed, while I watched MythBusters. Apparently, my mom got hot while she slept. She threw the covers off of herself and pulled up her night-gown. I turned to find out that my mother does not wear underwear when she sleeps. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43696) - you deserved it (2398)

On 06/15/2009 at 3:45am - misc - by ZAS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

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